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I saw jimmy kimmel and his cousin Sal at the airport waiting for an airplane, it was really really strange. Jimmy Kimmel was wearing a navy blue tshirt and normal pants, like a normal dude, but with Jimmy Kimmel's face. He had Jimmy Kimmel hair, and he was smiling, just like Jimmy Kimmel, but he was sitting down in the terminal like everyone else was, with no abnormal crowding surrounding him. i had walked into the terminal, it was really crowded, i was trying to find a seat, and i stopped right in front of him, there was a seat next to him, and i looked right at him, he was using his laptop, and then he looked up at me and his face had been frozen in a perpetuous smile, and i sort of stared at him, actually, b/c it was really freaky, it took me several seconds to realize he was jimmy kimmel, and then i looked to the right and it was cousin sal, using a fancy palm pilot tv, and that was also really freaky, and then I walked away out of fear of looking like a crazy person. there were hardly any other seats in the terminal, i had to walk around for 5 minutes before i found somehwere to sit down. I felt bad, I should have at least smiled and said hello to jimmy kimmel. but that would probably have been lame. while i was waiting for my plane to board, i thought of the various outcomes that could have taken place if i had decided to interact with jimmy kimmel. i thought of the frozen perpetuous smile and wondered if he would have been nice or if hidden guards would have materialized to form a barrier, or if he was really pissed off behind his smile, or if he felt bad because nobody was saying hi to him, or if he was cowering in fear and apprehension underneath a whittled veil of personal space and piece of mind.