Feels Like the First Time?
Have you heard that Foreigner is going back on tour this year?
Have you heard that their tour is being sponsored by the AARP?
The "Feels Like the First Time" tour.
Should be called the "Feels like desperation for more money" tour.
Or maybe the "Feels like the baby boomers won't shut up, sit down, and RETIRE already, and rock stars are no exception" tour.
Or maybe the "Just because you're retirement age doesn't mean you're old, baby boomers! You're still hip! You're still with it! I know your ego is the size of Texas and requires constant stroking! If I make you feel better about getting old will you buy my products? Stroke, stroke, stroke!" tour.
Or else just the "When the AARP sponsors a tour, rock & roll has lost all meaning" tour.
Have you heard that their tour is being sponsored by the AARP?
The "Feels Like the First Time" tour.
Should be called the "Feels like desperation for more money" tour.
Or maybe the "Feels like the baby boomers won't shut up, sit down, and RETIRE already, and rock stars are no exception" tour.
Or maybe the "Just because you're retirement age doesn't mean you're old, baby boomers! You're still hip! You're still with it! I know your ego is the size of Texas and requires constant stroking! If I make you feel better about getting old will you buy my products? Stroke, stroke, stroke!" tour.
Or else just the "When the AARP sponsors a tour, rock & roll has lost all meaning" tour.