Comments | puppet_paladin: 30th moon [video]

puppet_paladin

30th moon [video]

May 19, 2011 14:07

[Today's view of Ecruteak's Pokémon Center appears perfectly normal: the usual music is playing, the receptionist's desk is clean, and Cecil is smiling, with his hands clasped together and his right eyebrow twitching and- erm.]

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is a Public Service Announcement.

[A strange squelching noise can be heard from ( Read more... )

heeeeeeeelp!, was once a king, cecil hates his job, might snap soon, take this thing away from me

Leave a comment

Next

Back to all threads

of_france May 19 2011, 20:50:39 UTC

[C-choking. On horror. And on laughter.]

What?

[video] puppet_paladin May 19 2011, 21:11:48 UTC

Lester the Tentacruel. Well-read and Lingerie connoisseur. Do you have any information to share about his owner?

[Video] Oh, man, sorry I forgot the video label *A* of_france May 19 2011, 21:29:12 UTC

[Coughing. France shakes his head, reaching up and wiping at his eyes.]

No. No, I've never seen such a creature before. Just... Oh, man...

[Video] ♥ puppet_paladin May 19 2011, 21:36:52 UTC

His brethren live in both Cherrygrove and Olivine. You're quite lucky not to have met them before.

[Video] of_france May 20 2011, 08:24:52 UTC

[A slightly more wary look.]

Are all of those sorts of pokemon like that?

[Video] puppet_paladin May 20 2011, 14:40:40 UTC

Leon's Flood is nice enough, and certainly not perverted. I've not met any others.

[Video] of_france May 22 2011, 01:47:17 UTC

I'd be quite happy if I don't meet any at all. It looks like a pornographic woodcut come to life.

[Video] puppet_paladin May 22 2011, 01:54:31 UTC

The picture would probably be less offensive than the real thing.

[Video] of_france May 22 2011, 02:01:58 UTC

It's definitely a lot creepier in real life.

[Video] puppet_paladin May 22 2011, 02:45:53 UTC

It's also much slimier.

[Video] of_france May 22 2011, 09:15:11 UTC

Well, yes. Of course.

[France shivers.]

Eww...

[Video] puppet_paladin May 22 2011, 16:25:41 UTC

...His trainer must be worried about him. They'll certainly show up soon.

[He really doesn't sound like he believes it.]

[Video] of_france May 22 2011, 23:12:44 UTC

I wouldn't show up.

Just owning something like that would be an embarrassment to admit to.

[Video] puppet_paladin May 22 2011, 23:18:57 UTC

Unless they are the one who caused that behavior in the first place.

[Video] of_france May 23 2011, 09:20:45 UTC

The owner still might find it embarrassing. It is quite the niche interest.

[Video] puppet_paladin May 23 2011, 15:50:14 UTC

It's not as if we were planning to publish their name...

Back to all threads

Next

Leave a comment