{uncanny coincidences; 015}

[puppet_facade]

Look, shitheads.

If you can't decide who th' fuck wants th' couch or who wants t'top th' other, fine. Duke it out, kill each other for all I fuckin' care.

Jus' refrain from doin' it AT THREE FUCKIN' AM IN TH' MORNIN'.

Some of us, need the goddamn sleep.

Comments

[dango_diva]

Much as I do agree here...do you have any idea how much you just sounded like that old bat who used to be your neighbor? Give or take a few vulgarities of course~

[puppet_facade]

'least I don't have any goddamn cats 'round 'ere or jus' snap at people for no reason.

[dango_diva]

Thank goodness, since we've already established that oversized ginger colored cats are forbidden, just on the sheer creepiness level ♥

I guess the best thing we could do would be to try and be louder? Which would definitely be a first since it's usually the opposite...

[puppet_facade]

I knew there was a legitimate reason for tha' rule.

Or I could kill their sorry asses an' they'll jus' need t'ride out fuckin' karma an' come back as shitty ants or somethin'.

[dango_diva]

There usually is~

Sadly sweetheart, Karma swings both ways and perhaps next time you'll be the boy in the skirt? Just something to keep in mind.

[puppet_facade]

An' I suppose you'd be tha' kid wit' tattoos who's really a eunuch?

[dango_diva]

.....Funny.