Righ', so when I get down on my fuckin' knees every nigh' an' kiss th' floor, writhin' in pain from th' shit I make, y'think I en't repentin' for my sins
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If tha' twin sister of yours turned up an' crashed at th' apartment, along wit' developin' a tendency t'watch you in your sleep, I don't think you'd 'ave any sex drive left. Righ'?
An' I think th' nigglin' feelin' s'jus' another symptom. Woman, if I was only doin' okay, I don't think I'd still be alive 'ere today.
He's always done it...so I suppose I'm more immune to it. Squick him out enough and he leaves, fairly simple. ...He used to get the message before anyway...
Of course I don't...I'm the only child here, remember? Even then, if my little brother knew what was good for him he'd let me get mine because I don't do well with being all pent up and stuff. Much more of this and I'll just be taking care of the issue myself and cut you out of the equation. Even though with two is far more the better option here.
Just send his ass up to Sai or something. Send him out for cigarettes, knock him out again...I don't care.
...You'll never be able to find every single sharp, pointy object in this house my love. Just remember that ♥
I like your imaginary lil' brother. If he wasn't fake, I'd trade. .............y'think it's easy t'sleep next t'you an' not do anythin' 'bout it? You en't th' only one sufferin' so don't play th' victim 'ere. But it gives me comfort tha' you need me so damn much.
He'd kill me. But then if it's worth it, I migh' die a happy man.
Metal detectors are pretty cheap these days, I wouldn't be so sure 'bout tha'.
Now, now, that's hardly nice. ...Yeah, yeah, I'm glad you're getting the warm fuzzies from my sexual frustration here. Though if it's really that big an issue I can always go crash with the Doc or go pay Naru-chan a visit. Would give you two some brotherly bonding time~♥
Sweetheart, when have I ever not made it worth your while? And if you're that scared worried, I'll do it.
Psh. Remember who you're talking to here...metal detectors? HA. If I don't want something found, it's not found. It's amazing what I've slipped past some metal detectors ♥
Since when do I play nice? ...I'd consider tha' leavin' me in my most desperate time of need. Which is not th' way you wanna play if me an' you are gonna spend some "quality" time in th' bedroom.
Bein' "scared" en't th' problem an' I'd wish th' two of you would stop bringin' it up. But he listens t'you better, so I'd suggest you do it. Your sexual frustration bein' bigger than mine an' all.
One of your best traits is that you don't ♥ Or at least it is until you suddenly get the bright idea of freakin' stabbing someone in the NECK with a damned needle. Then it's not such a good trait. That would be a viable argument IF there was a chance for that quality time, which isn't looking likely unless your adorable little brother decides to take a walk. Or camp out at Sai's or someones. Though again this your hang up, not mine. If the brat knows whats good for him he leaves, we have lots of sex to make up for lost time, everyone's happy ♥
Fine, I'll lay off of that but only because the second part is true. And ohh...is that so? If you're not feeling it that badly then I suppose I can just make do myself~ Wouldn't want to inconvenience you at all or anything~
Just so long as you stick to dreams and (in your own words) keep your hands off my toys ♥
'least you got good night's sleep from it. I 'member bein' involuntary knocked out too, an' you're jus' lucky I let bygones be bygones at this point. Adorable? All I'm agreein' is t'lots of sex, you won't 'ear any complaints from me.
It's not like you'll turn down th' offer of a "helpin' hand".
Stop throwin' my own words back at me, makes me soun' like a goddamn hypocrite.
Dammit it's no fun when you get actually make a point.
*sighs* You know I did though I'm still not too keen on your method there. How about just asking next time? And apparently you haven't let bygones be bygones if you're still bringing it up. Two completely different scenarios. Well there is a distinct familial resemblance, what can I say? To get to the point of lots of sex we're going to need to make a compromise or something here because the brat can't leave because of the bumps and bruises. We're not leaving because this is my damned apartment and I'll do what the hell I want.
...I can if the mood strikes me. And that mood just might be lingering nearby if I need to prove this particular point.
"Anko, c'n I stick this sonuvabitch into you?" Tha' jus' doesn't settle well wit' you, I'm guessin'. Well, I'm not demandin' retribution from it or anythin'. Unless you're offerin', tha' is, I won't stop you. ...I could've sworn gettin' laid was not such a bitch of a problem 'fore.
You've made enough of them here of late, I think you've reached quota for a while.
I can think something I'd rather you stick me with but that's beside the point. After going without sleep as long as I had there probably won't be nearly as much argument as you would normally get I'm thinking, though I cannot deny that again, pills are far preferable~. As for retribution...we'll see how thin my temper ends up dealing with you two and we'll go from there. You think?
Isn't tha' th' whole point? Pills don't have half the punch it takes to knock you out and leave you with a nasty headache in the mornings. Your choice.
I don't know if I'm more offended by the 'psycho' part or because I'm apparently something that holds you down.
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However there is this niggling little feeling that that wasn't your original intention and you're doing an ok job of trying to cover your ass.
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An' I think th' nigglin' feelin' s'jus' another symptom. Woman, if I was only doin' okay, I don't think I'd still be alive 'ere today.
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I'll show you another symptom you ass.
...Though I will concede that point to you.
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Wha', like insomnia? Soo scared. No, really.
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Just send his ass up to Sai or something. Send him out for cigarettes, knock him out again...I don't care.
...You'll never be able to find every single sharp, pointy object in this house my love. Just remember that ♥
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He'd kill me. But then if it's worth it, I migh' die a happy man.
Metal detectors are pretty cheap these days, I wouldn't be so sure 'bout tha'.
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Sweetheart, when have I ever not made it worth your while? And if you're that scared worried, I'll do it.
Psh. Remember who you're talking to here...metal detectors? HA. If I don't want something found, it's not found. It's amazing what I've slipped past some metal detectors ♥
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Bein' "scared" en't th' problem an' I'd wish th' two of you would stop bringin' it up. But he listens t'you better, so I'd suggest you do it. Your sexual frustration bein' bigger than mine an' all.
Man can dream, can't he?
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Fine, I'll lay off of that but only because the second part is true. And ohh...is that so? If you're not feeling it that badly then I suppose I can just make do myself~ Wouldn't want to inconvenience you at all or anything~
Just so long as you stick to dreams and (in your own words) keep your hands off my toys ♥
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It's not like you'll turn down th' offer of a "helpin' hand".
Stop throwin' my own words back at me, makes me soun' like a goddamn hypocrite.
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*sighs* You know I did though I'm still not too keen on your method there. How about just asking next time? And apparently you haven't let bygones be bygones if you're still bringing it up. Two completely different scenarios. Well there is a distinct familial resemblance, what can I say? To get to the point of lots of sex we're going to need to make a compromise or something here because the brat can't leave because of the bumps and bruises. We're not leaving because this is my damned apartment and I'll do what the hell I want.
...I can if the mood strikes me. And that mood just might be lingering nearby if I need to prove this particular point.
♥ Can't help it when they fit ever so well~
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"Anko, c'n I stick this sonuvabitch into you?" Tha' jus' doesn't settle well wit' you, I'm guessin'. Well, I'm not demandin' retribution from it or anythin'. Unless you're offerin', tha' is, I won't stop you. ...I could've sworn gettin' laid was not such a bitch of a problem 'fore.
Trus' me, you'd be makin' a big mistake there.
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I can think something I'd rather you stick me with but that's beside the point. After going without sleep as long as I had there probably won't be nearly as much argument as you would normally get I'm thinking, though I cannot deny that again, pills are far preferable~. As for retribution...we'll see how thin my temper ends up dealing with you two and we'll go from there. You think?
Oh really~
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Isn't tha' th' whole point? Pills don't have half the punch it takes to knock you out and leave you with a nasty headache in the mornings. Your choice.
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