{unethical seizure; 09}
En't nothin' gonna drag my ass t'Celo anytime soon in this fuckin' decade.
Tha' old bitch next door finally decided t'have th' guts an' call in th' clowns, trashin' th' entire place an' makin' it unaccesible until five days after they discovered it, leavin' it alone fer awhile.
( Hack With Care. )
Tha' old bitch next door finally decided t'have th' guts an' call in th' clowns, trashin' th' entire place an' makin' it unaccesible until five days after they discovered it, leavin' it alone fer awhile.
( Hack With Care. )
...I'm gonna kill the bitch. Did they trash everything? Hell, are you ok?
Glad you're back though...missed you. Sucks to be sleepin' alone.
[OOC: We're going to assume Anko's going to be nice and not hack lol]
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Don't bother, she's close t'croakin' anyways, th' Devil's reserved her a spot already. Yeah, pretty much everythin', 'cept for tha' box.
If you were rude enough t'hack, you would've known if I were okay or not. But seein' tha' I'm back in one piece, I'm as good as it c'n get.
Likewise. Too damn cold nowadays without you.
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Hn. No promises there. Old bat better hope I don't find myself down in Ceno anytime in the near future or that spot may find itself occupied sooner rather then later~
Ya know, had I snooped, I would have caught hell for it, so now the fact that I didn't...yeah.
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GOD DAMMIT I knew I should have gone with you! They really could have fuckin' killed you and I wouldn't have had the damnedest clue! Get your ass to bed and I'll be home as soon as I can. I'm going to kill one of them fuckers for every mark I find on you... Fair warning though, soon as you get enough rest if I can't get her to come here, I'm taking you over to a friend's clinic and getting you checked out properly. Christ only knows what you were exposed to in that cell.
'Never given you a reason to worry' my ass Kankurou.
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Glad you're as furious as you are tha' th' Arma wasn't 'xactly playin' nice wit' me, but I'm not so happy enough t'let you go back there. Yeah, I'm fuckin' mad as hell as 'em but jus' goin' back there's uncalled fer.
S'already fuckin' embarassin' I mistaked th' Arma officer tha' was jump'd me in th' apartment as you, I don't need you t'go clean up business fer me.
Didn't make any promises, but at least I'm alive, Anko.
'Sides, who's gonna take care of me?
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...you idiot, I told you I got rid of that get-up. Besides, I never pull the same trick twice, especially not after what happened the last time. We'll discuss salving your ego at a later time. Mine surely wasn't an issue with you hauling my ass all over the place.
Yes, you are and you have no idea how very grateful I am for that.
I never said I wasn't, that's why I'm on my way home now dammit. But once I've gotten home and gotten your ass settled and in bed perhaps I'll call Naruto over to babysit while I run out on some...errands
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Tha' was your ass, this is mine. An' fer crissakes, don't leave me 'ere with Blondie while you're gone. You tryin' t'make me get better or worse?
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For someone who's nagged the hell out of me while I was on the mend you certainly seem to think you're above receiving the same.
If I knew I could trust you to stay put maybe I wouldn't have to get him over. Plus there's the added bonus that he does work at the clinic. He'll listen to me over you and he can keep an eye on you in a way I can't. I fail to see a downfall to Naruto coming over in my absence.
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Downfall would be unnecessary snipin' an' bein' patronized by a shrimp. Not 'xactly idea for healin'.
'Sides I doubt he'd 'ave wha' it takes from stoppin' me goin' anywhere. C'nt you jus' fuckin' listen for once?
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If you're sleeping and taking care of yourself like you should be, then you won't have to listen to him now will you? You don't give him nearly enough credit.
Either Naruto at my place or dopin' your ass up and carting you down to the clinic where you'll be left to the tender mercies of the Doc who still isn't none too happy with me at the moment so guess who'll she probably be taking it out on? and letting her keep an eye on you where I'll be sure you're not going anywhere.
Can't you dammit? I don't want to fight with you over this.
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Look, I have virtually no idea what's going on, but if what I think's happening is really happening? Baby, don't do it. Those fuckers are dangerous as hell, and I'm not saying I don't think you can handle them, but if Boy Candy's really in the shit he's in, you guys both need to lay low, not go barging in there looking to kick someone's ass from here to next week. Faking your death doesn't do a lot a' good if somebody who knows you're alive goes looking to destroy evidence. And when I say looking to destroy evidence, that entails every overt assault method imaginable.
Look, it's not like I can't handle Boy Candy if you absolutely need me too, but Anko think this through. You go army-boot stomping through this place and somebody's going to figure out what the fuck's up and then you guys are gonna have to run and I don't know how long that can possibly work, given the circumstances. I mean, you've got our my Deidara's place, solid, because there's no way I'm not letting you in, ( ... )
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I'm really glad the pair of you have such faith in me.
Seriously.
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God, it's not.
I have so much faith in you. Seriously, Anko, if you wanted to, I think you could blow up the whole goddamn world if you wanted to. Just you, just the way you are. I believe it. I really do.
But Anko there's a time for everything and now is not it if this is all based on your worry for him, I need you to just bring it back a few steps and calm down and think about what you're saying.
I am on your side. Fuckin'- Aren't I always? You just don't know it yet.
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You would do the same if you were in my position, same as he would.
I'm not standing by idly with my thumb up my ass and watch them hurt the people I care about dammit.
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GodIcan'tbelieveI'msayingthis.
...okay.
If I can't stop you, I can atleast sit on him, make sure he doesn't go anywhere. -sighs frustratedly- Anko please be careful. If you get hurt I don't know what I'll do, but it won't be pretty.
...come back to me whole, will you?
Please don't do anything stupid.
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Thank you.
I will be fine. You brats seem to forget I got on quite well on my own many years before either of you came into the picture. So help me, I hope Haku wasn't in on this. If he was...he'll be no different then the others in my eyes.
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I'll probably have to knock him out before I go or else it's going to turn into some nasty scene. I'd bypass home completely but I need to see him as well as pick up some things.
In the drawer by the sink in the kitchen there'll be a purple pill bottle. If he gets to be too much a pain in the ass just grind up one or two of them and it'll let him sleep for at least a good six hours or so.
On that note, don't eat or drink anything that he's had access to or that you didn't open yourself. He won't do anything damaging but I can't promise he won't try to get around you that way.
Thank you for understanding hun. I'll be back before either of you know it. Promise.
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[ P R I V A T E ]
Look, I'll do what I can. I've got a boyfriend who's atleast four times as zany, I think I should be able to handle him to a relatively decent extent. I can't promise anything, but I'll keep him down as long as I can with whatever I can. ...and I'll bring my own food.
But look, Anko. If Haku was involved you get the fuck out of there. You get the fuck out of there. I don't care what happens. Anything goes wrong. Anything. You get the fuck out of there. Promise me.
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