30th moon [video]

[puppet_paladin]

[Today's view of Ecruteak's Pokémon Center appears perfectly normal: the usual music is playing, the receptionist's desk is clean, and Cecil is smiling, with his hands clasped together and his right eyebrow twitching and- erm.]

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is a Public Service Announcement.

[A strange squelching noise can be heard from

Comments

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[bakaitoukid]

[... oh god. what]

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[puppet_paladin]

...Do you happen to be the proud owner of a Tentacruel?

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[bakaitoukid]

... er.

No.

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[puppet_paladin]

Do you happen to know the proud owner of a Tentacruel, then?

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[bakaitoukid]

Sorry, but... no.

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[puppet_paladin]

A recipe involving Tentacruel flesh, perhaps?

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[bakaitoukid]

No, but I might have a spare pokeball.

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[puppet_paladin]

I'll try to find his own, first.

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[bakaitoukid]

Good luck.

... it kinda sounds like you might need it.

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[puppet_paladin]

...I think I might need a drink, instead.

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[bakaitoukid]

You could just knock him out. That'd solve all of your problems.

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[puppet_paladin]

We already did. Twice. But a few of the nurses took pity on him.

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[bakaitoukid]

You couldn't tell them that he was knocked out for the good of Johto?

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[puppet_paladin]

I tried. They did not listen. ...You know, they were the ones who recognized the book in the first place...

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[bakaitoukid]

. . .

I dunno if that's a good or bad thing.

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[puppet_paladin]

I do not know, and I do not want to know. I refuse to ask.