[X] (A portion of) The Story of a Man and His Eye: OmakexIforget.

Jul 27, 2005 04:24

On Fuuma's list of Situations He Wanted To Be In, being caught buck naked with the Sakurazukamori's favorite prey by said Sakurazukamori's ghost on his dead mother's bed definitely wasn't one of them.

"You," Seishirou's ghost muttered ominously as he advanced towards a houseplant, but nobody was man (or high) enough to say anything. "You...don't have a condom, do you?"

For all the anxious suspense Fuuma had been subjected to from the ghost's sudden appearance, this non sequiter was rather jarring. And so he stared at the Sakurazukamori's transparent figure with his mouth open, gaping like a fish, wondering if Seishirou's ghost seriously asked his houseplant for a condom. It was entirely possible, after all, that he had ingested one of Subaru's special happy pills...

"We don't have any ketchup," Subaru said.

Subaru, I love you XD

x, the story of a man and his eye

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