"the worst massage ever" in his life
Quote from my friend who had his 'worst massage ever in his life' experience while we were in BKK:
1) "She pressed so softly that I can't feel anything, keep asking her to press harder. It's like paying someone to apply suntan lotion on you."
2) "It was the first time someone ever massaged my kneecap."
3) "I was so pissed that I purposely tensed my muscles at the areas she was rubbing so that she had to press harder."
Had him complaining for half an hour, had me laughing for an hour. Luckily the massuer I had was alright.
1) "She pressed so softly that I can't feel anything, keep asking her to press harder. It's like paying someone to apply suntan lotion on you."
2) "It was the first time someone ever massaged my kneecap."
3) "I was so pissed that I purposely tensed my muscles at the areas she was rubbing so that she had to press harder."
Had him complaining for half an hour, had me laughing for an hour. Luckily the massuer I had was alright.