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I was on the escalator on the way to the 2nd floor to the restroom just a few hours earlier when I saw a very sweet and innocent looking, no older than 12 year old girl standing just a few steps in front of me. Suddenly, I was rudely shocked by this shout from behind me.
Voice from behind me(in hokkien): Oei. KNNBCCB(don't need me to translate right?) where you going? you want to die ah? siao char bo. you chee sin.
Cranking my head backwords, I saw another girl(probably the sister), also not older than 12 standing that the base of the escalator. By the way, the whole conversation was in hokkien.
Girl behind me: You Pua CB! Go off don't need to say. you siao ah?
And the sweet looking innocent girl in front of me shouted back: You LJ la. I go toliet cannot is it? LPJ.
And the escalator reached the top and I went on my way. I must admit I was rather tramautised by the whole affair.
On a lighter note, I just went to this petshop near my office about one hour ago, to see if there were any new puppies. Saw my favourite corgi there, still unsold. There was an young ah lian and two ah bengs there too.
Ah lian(pointing at my corgi): What an ugly dog. Legs so short. No wonder nobody buy
Me: (fuming)
Ah lian(pointing at a maltese): Wa. got baby shih tzu. all white one. so cute
Me: (laughing inward. I used to commit the same mistake once)
Ah beng(pointing at the label): I thought here say maltese
Ah lian: thats the name of the dog mah. hello maltese. cute cute.
Ah lian(continuing): Actually one of the smartest dogs are mongrels. you heard of mongrels before?
Ah beng: Never leh. What dog?
Ah lian: Aiyo, why you so stupid one. Mongrels are one of the smartest breed. When I grow up, I'm going to buy a mongrel.
Me:!!!
I think I might have sounded like that when I was young too. heh heh
Voice from behind me(in hokkien): Oei. KNNBCCB(don't need me to translate right?) where you going? you want to die ah? siao char bo. you chee sin.
Cranking my head backwords, I saw another girl(probably the sister), also not older than 12 standing that the base of the escalator. By the way, the whole conversation was in hokkien.
Girl behind me: You Pua CB! Go off don't need to say. you siao ah?
And the sweet looking innocent girl in front of me shouted back: You LJ la. I go toliet cannot is it? LPJ.
And the escalator reached the top and I went on my way. I must admit I was rather tramautised by the whole affair.
On a lighter note, I just went to this petshop near my office about one hour ago, to see if there were any new puppies. Saw my favourite corgi there, still unsold. There was an young ah lian and two ah bengs there too.
Ah lian(pointing at my corgi): What an ugly dog. Legs so short. No wonder nobody buy
Me: (fuming)
Ah lian(pointing at a maltese): Wa. got baby shih tzu. all white one. so cute
Me: (laughing inward. I used to commit the same mistake once)
Ah beng(pointing at the label): I thought here say maltese
Ah lian: thats the name of the dog mah. hello maltese. cute cute.
Ah lian(continuing): Actually one of the smartest dogs are mongrels. you heard of mongrels before?
Ah beng: Never leh. What dog?
Ah lian: Aiyo, why you so stupid one. Mongrels are one of the smartest breed. When I grow up, I'm going to buy a mongrel.
Me:!!!
I think I might have sounded like that when I was young too. heh heh