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Title: The Driver and the Wizard: ADVENTURES IN LONDON.
Author: Da BIDE
Rating: PG for Pretty Giggly
Pairing: Amphetamines Racer x Furry Sculptor
Fandom: ...speed racer + harry potter.
Warnings: Innuendo!
Notes: I'm awesome.
Speed Racer was a young man who drove cars. He was rich, and wound up living in a nice block of apartments in the city of London. One day, he thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young bespectacled man looking down.
"Is this yours?" he asked.
The younger boy smiled, and said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the race car driver agreed. On arrival, the british boy was very profuse in his thanks and offered Speed a drink. As he was very attractive, and kind of cute he agreed.
Shortly afterwards, Harry Potter clasped his hands. "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty; would you like to join me?"
He readily accepted his offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close Harry smiled and said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"
The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"
"No," he replied, "Only those who catch my Chest-Monster's eye."
Author: Da BIDE
Rating: PG for Pretty Giggly
Pairing: Amphetamines Racer x Furry Sculptor
Fandom: ...speed racer + harry potter.
Warnings: Innuendo!
Notes: I'm awesome.
Speed Racer was a young man who drove cars. He was rich, and wound up living in a nice block of apartments in the city of London. One day, he thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young bespectacled man looking down.
"Is this yours?" he asked.
The younger boy smiled, and said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the race car driver agreed. On arrival, the british boy was very profuse in his thanks and offered Speed a drink. As he was very attractive, and kind of cute he agreed.
Shortly afterwards, Harry Potter clasped his hands. "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty; would you like to join me?"
He readily accepted his offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close Harry smiled and said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"
The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"
"No," he replied, "Only those who catch my Chest-Monster's eye."