See, this is why I can trust Shar

Jun 20, 2005 20:29


"...i owe Mary Jane $55. well apparently my mom TOOK that money. she didn't know anything about the whole selling thing so she just thought i was lying when i said i didn't have any money and took it. she claims she'll pay me back.. but god. i knew them two weeks is coming up soon. and mary jane's mexican boyfriend or... fiance is going to be on his way to kill me any day now."

I don't front.  But I fronted to Shar.  It's cool though.  lol, I can't believe the bitch thought I was gonna kick her ass over $55 dollars!  Someone owes us $500 but it's worth the money to lose his business and never speak to the dumbfuck again.

If you knew him, you'd understand.

...in fact, I'm thinking of losing another $500 just so that I can pay someone to beat the fuck out of him for being suck a dumbass... but it'd be a waste because you can't beat that much stupid out of one person without killing them.

Anyways...

Strawberries kick ass.  I'm eating some right now with whipped topping.  Hmmmm... good.  OH!  And I also have my interview tomorrow at Hottopic!  I'm so happy because I'm pretty sure I got the job already because my friend, Jody, is working there as the manager now.  I used to go to CCAD with her back when I was a food lesbian, going to college, living in a house I was renting to own and having awesome parties where lesbians got naked in the hot tub.

...awwww, those were the good ol' days.
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