*does a happy dance* Now I can see all your evil thoughts and deep dark secrets *insert evil laugh* Glad to be on your flist I'm sure we will have great convos...have a great one!
OH yes you have said too much! *thinks about evil plot to take over the world* Can I help you plot huh? huh? can I? CAN I? Lesbian domination sounds good!
Oh I can see it all now...leather clad lesbians armed with whips, carrying around turbo charged dildos taking over the world converting everyone to the wild side! Piercing nipples chaining all thier prisoners together to torture later with candle wax and butt plugs...LMAO
I have now placed you officially in charge of the 'Lesbian Domination' plot to take over the world...you seem to have already thought about this and I like your style *roflmao*
PS please put me in charge of the candle wax and butt plugs ;)
*blushes* Hmmmm you caught me...I have been thinking about it ;)
Ok raise your right hand and repeat after me...
"I punkytats will do what ever it takes to succeed in Lesbian Domination. I will proudly use enormous butt plugs on reluctant citizens...stretching thier ideas beyound normal limits. I will have candles in hand, ready to light and slowly torture those followers that stray outside the views that we force"
I'll sing it in the tune of The Magic Round-about...1, 2, 3...
"I punkytats will do what ever it takes to succeed in Lesbian Domination. I will proudly use enormous butt plugs on reluctant citizens...stretching thier ideas beyound normal limits. I will have candles in hand, ready to light and slowly torture those followers that stray outside the views that we force"
Hell YEAH!!! We are gonna rock!!! I can just feel the POWER *inserts evil laugh* We can even get t-shirts lol you can tattoo our mark on all of our followers and we can think up new ways to torture *evil wink*
Oh I sooooo agree with you I mean theres only so much that one can come up with and lord knows we wouldn't want to do the same thing over and over again unless of course we really like it!
I can only imagine the different forms of sexual (you know it has to be sexual torture) that minds would come up with...lol
Hmmm your so right...no pain no gain is what they say so I think that all suggestions should at least involve some degree of pain. Of course most recruits would love that....kinda takes the fun out of it *sigh*
New post in Lesbian:
Two strong willed and minded lesbians plot to take over the world...if interested please fill out application below...be sure to post new suggestions for slow, painful sexual torture or your application will be denied!
That is sooo funny, imagine the questions we could put on the application form...
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1) Would you object to using sex toys on members of the public? Yes/No 2) Do you have access to a supply of sex toys? Yes/No 3) Are you willing to take any step in order to succeed with 'Lesbian Domination'? Yes/No
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Hope all is well with you and I look forward to chatting :)
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Ha ha ha...well I think you may have mistaken me for Mr Evil *lol*
It should be fun chatting with you about my evil plots to take over the world...oops, i've said too much :P
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PS that could also be the title of a dodgy porn film :P
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PS please put me in charge of the candle wax and butt plugs ;)
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Ok raise your right hand and repeat after me...
"I punkytats will do what ever it takes to succeed in Lesbian Domination. I will proudly use enormous butt plugs on reluctant citizens...stretching thier ideas beyound normal limits. I will have candles in hand, ready to light and slowly torture those followers that stray outside the views that we force"
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I'll sing it in the tune of The Magic Round-about...1, 2, 3...
"I punkytats will do what ever it takes to succeed in Lesbian Domination. I will proudly use enormous butt plugs on reluctant citizens...stretching thier ideas beyound normal limits. I will have candles in hand, ready to light and slowly torture those followers that stray outside the views that we force"
We are gunna ROCK! *lol*
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I think maybe we should put up a suggestion box for new ideas for torturing *lol*
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I can only imagine the different forms of sexual (you know it has to be sexual torture) that minds would come up with...lol
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I can't for the suggestions :D LMAO!
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New post in Lesbian:
Two strong willed and minded lesbians plot to take over the world...if interested please fill out application below...be sure to post new suggestions for slow, painful sexual torture or your application will be denied!
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OMG!
That is sooo funny, imagine the questions we could put on the application form...
Delete as appropriate:
1) Would you object to using sex toys on members of the public? Yes/No
2) Do you have access to a supply of sex toys? Yes/No
3) Are you willing to take any step in order to succeed with 'Lesbian Domination'? Yes/No
The possibilities are endless *lol*
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