funny qoutes

[punkymnms6]

"Micheal Jackson did not molest those children, he made love to them"
"WWJD for a klondike bar"
"Im ugly on the inside to"
"All i want is peace in the middle east, and a blowjob"
"Im not hadicaped, im just lazy"
"My idea involves midgets and porn"
"I fucked the girl in Hanson"
"Sometimes i pee when i laugh"
"Homosexuals are gay"
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