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ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Myself.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Thumb-screws and a mace. The Rack. Or a Smith and Wesson, Lady Smith, 9mm.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Uh. Of course.
4. How about of the same sex? Uh. Of course.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? More than likely, my sister. Because I'm a nerd and embarass her by clapping at the awards ceremony when she won Most Creative Freshmen.
6. What is your pet peeve? I have a lot, I've come to realize. But the one that I can't control how I react over is loose threads. You know. Like on a jacket, or shirt or something. I can't count the amount of times I've leaned over and bitten them off. It's a strange thing. But I hate loose threads.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I keep certain grudges. The ones that keep me going stay in the front, while the rest float to the back of my mind.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Take my vitamins. Work out? Love Jesus. :) :) :)
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Eight at night? Nine at night?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Adria. Andi. Heather.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "I had pasta sauce in my hair."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? Are you kidding. As a night-owl (*coughinsomniaccough*), that's my Masterpiece Theatre.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Waaay waaaaayyy too long ago.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Didn't. I just... woke up.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Evian water count?
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? White meat.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? When I was little my mom told me I got really drunk at a party by drinking out of everyone's abadoned glasses. But other than that, I don't drink.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Nope.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Not really. I know I'm overweight. It'd be a problem if I was in denial.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? None. Sour. If anything.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "LUNCH!"? Ew. No. I catch my children wild.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? I work in theatre. I lost count a very long time ago.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? One. Maybe two.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yeah. Then I blame it on my glasses/contacts. :D
4. Have you "done it"? ... Jesus. "Done it". How perfectly... grade school. XD No.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? On boys, eyes. Then shoulders. On girls... eyes. Then the curve of the hips out.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Why, yes, thank you!
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Nah. But I should. For the hell of it.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? None! *brandishes her spotless (nonexistent) credit record*
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? ... name me an Adult Shop this side of 163rd.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Visit everyone I said I would someday (Adria, Andi, Jade, Chan, Heather, Alesha. XD Craco! XD). Buy people things they've wanted. Buy myself things I've wanted.
4. Would you rather be rich or famous? Infamous. I'll blow something up one day, just you watch.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Yessir.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? A pack of gum once. I was five.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Too many. Way too many. My dad's going to delete them if I don't start burning CDs...
PRIDE
1. What are things you've done that you're most proud of? Stayed alive.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Probably getting into college.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Love someone and be loved in the same exact way back.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Nah. Used to it, in truth. Ask me that a few years ago, and it's a different story.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yeah. That spelling bee at the elementary school. :) ... haha. Just kidding. It was middle school...
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Siriusly, only once or twice. I have severe issues with cheating.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Didn't kill anyone.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Alison Krevat's car. In Black.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? ... huh?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? George W. Bush. So I could kill myself. If not, one of the boys that lives in my head.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? ... not in the girlfriend/boyfriend sense. Complicated. Don't ask. Or wait for my memoirs.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I'd want to be taller ("Keep striving for that 5'6" mark!") and thinner. That's about it. Sounds rather vain, doesn't it.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? The ability to be so dead to the rest of the world.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Oh my God, yes! How did you know that!
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Oh. Come on people. Lust.