What the EFF ARE THESE MOTHER EFFERS DOING! THEY CAN ALL GO TO EFFING H!
And here's Ellens Boobs to entice you to view our fabulous night!
Here comes Julia, beckoning you inside!
We started the party with our favorite pass time-imitating Stuart. Look familiar? Yes it IS stuarts livejournal pic.
There it is again..weird, almost looks as if it IS stuart...
A knock at the door. Why, its a pirate! How unnatractive!
Oh my, and an Eskimo as well! Not a party without an Eskimo!
My my what diversity we attract! Some gangsters blessed us with their presence!
Those gangsters sure were pimping! Come play in my pasture, says the horse-like one. You agree.
What a pimp.
The drinking began. Kids, this is what happens when you engage in underage drinking.
Julia's face was PERMANENTLY stuck in this position when she saw one of her guests wearing flip flops in cold weather.
Ellen got a bit crazy, and started a jig.
Julia followed, with a jaunting jig.
Stuart won first place.
Ellen walked away in a huff.
And promptly passed out.
This was the result of a drive-by. Damn gangstas.
At first glance, this photo is quite sexy and suggestive. Lets take a closer look.
Yep. She does have a penis. And by she, I mean me.
Ellens attempt at being artistic. Gay pride!
Our models say goodnight. When you close your eyes, I hope you see this photo because then you might have a wet dream! its just so delicious!