CHGYTNTNHIAA!!!!
anonymous
April 25 2004, 15:07:48 UTC
I will now repeat a scene that just occured.
Jo is sitting in her orange/red felty chair, minding her own business, when the infamous Kathy Shim saunters in. Her back fat exceeding the confines of her white Tommy Hilfiger shirt, she squints, saying, "Hi!... How was camping?" Jo responds, "Umm, it was fantastic. How about your trip?" Still squinting, she responds with a peppy, "Good." Jo knows the true reason that Kathy Shim has wandered the good 20 feet from her room to mine. She wants to talk to her dear compadre Ariel Wang. God knows after a week of shitting in the woods, I crave a Wangy good time as well. So anyways, after the obligatory "How are you" thing with Kathy Shim, the obvious ensues. Silence. Then more silence. Jo finally gets to the point and says, "Ariel isn't here. I think she is still working at the tennis tournament." Kathy Shim smirks a little bit, somewhat embarrassed at the fact that Jo caught on to her obsession with the fabulous roommate A Wang. The final word: "Oh, okay." And she waddles away, just like that.
I know that my room is the hub of activity for the female Chinese student body, but it always gets me down. I know that I am not Asian, but... WHY NOT??? A freshman named Lan Lan Jin [aka (Lan)^2] insists that before I cut my hair, I looked like a French medieval lady, where now, post haircut, I look like an anime version of maid marian. Also take into consideration that she probablye does drugs.
Re: CHGYTNTNHIAA!!!!
anonymous
April 25 2004, 17:37:01 UTC
I love you too. There are things that I sometimes wonder about though. For instance, is Cynthia actually still alive? I mean, I haven't been back to Aunt Liz's house forever. and can cynthia live without proper lovin'?
One more thing. The family that lives right next to the dorm was playing outside with hoses because it is really hot. The mother was spraying the water at the kids who were frolicking around in their bathing suits. When she aimed it at the little girl, she hit her in the face, and the little girl started crying. and i thought of you.
Re: CHGYTNTNHIAA!!!!punkyjewelsterApril 25 2004, 17:51:10 UTC
What if cynthia is really dead? what if no one has been tending to her sweet turtle body? What would we do, if one day we went back for a visit, and there was the tomb of cynthia? Lets never go cynthia, I can't bear to see something bad happen to her.
i like it when mothers do mean things to children. they generally deserve it. unless of course its my mom to me, i NEVER deserve mean things of course. can i borrow your graduation dress for prom?
Re: CHGYTNTNHIAA!!!!
anonymous
April 25 2004, 19:15:09 UTC
fo sheezy. the slight hitch in the getup is the fact that it is currently in beautiful Oh High. When is your prommy poo... maybe i can send it to you. I also dont know if it will fit your supple cynthia body. let me know.
Re: CHGYTNTNHIAA!!!!punkyjewelsterApril 26 2004, 16:01:54 UTC
its may 7th..er.but i think that rosy has one i can borrow, her sister has a few to try. when does my cynthia get back?? i hope soon! i miss my cynthia so very much! i beleive it twill fit me fine, but im not sure if you will be able to send it in time. call me soon cynthia. love, cynthia
Re: CHGYTNTNHIAA!!!!totalybodaciousApril 26 2004, 18:46:07 UTC
hey cynthia..this is cynthia just saying hi, so cynthia was telling me the other day that cynthia is going to prom...and being cynthia i was like 'whoa cynthia'..and anyway....later cynthia
Jo is sitting in her orange/red felty chair, minding her own business, when the infamous Kathy Shim saunters in. Her back fat exceeding the confines of her white Tommy Hilfiger shirt, she squints, saying, "Hi!... How was camping?" Jo responds, "Umm, it was fantastic. How about your trip?" Still squinting, she responds with a peppy, "Good." Jo knows the true reason that Kathy Shim has wandered the good 20 feet from her room to mine. She wants to talk to her dear compadre Ariel Wang. God knows after a week of shitting in the woods, I crave a Wangy good time as well. So anyways, after the obligatory "How are you" thing with Kathy Shim, the obvious ensues. Silence. Then more silence. Jo finally gets to the point and says, "Ariel isn't here. I think she is still working at the tennis tournament." Kathy Shim smirks a little bit, somewhat embarrassed at the fact that Jo caught on to her obsession with the fabulous roommate A Wang. The final word: "Oh, okay." And she waddles away, just like that.
I know that my room is the hub of activity for the female Chinese student body, but it always gets me down. I know that I am not Asian, but... WHY NOT??? A freshman named Lan Lan Jin [aka (Lan)^2] insists that before I cut my hair, I looked like a French medieval lady, where now, post haircut, I look like an anime version of maid marian. Also take into consideration that she probablye does drugs.
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One more thing. The family that lives right next to the dorm was playing outside with hoses because it is really hot. The mother was spraying the water at the kids who were frolicking around in their bathing suits. When she aimed it at the little girl, she hit her in the face, and the little girl started crying. and i thought of you.
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Lets never go cynthia, I can't bear to see something bad happen to her.
i like it when mothers do mean things to children. they generally deserve it. unless of course its my mom to me, i NEVER deserve mean things of course. can i borrow your graduation dress for prom?
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love,
cynthia
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-Cynthia
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