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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young PORN STAR named JEFF. He was QUICKLY RUNNING in the TINY forest when he met BUMPY STEVEN, a run-away GARBAGE MAN from the YUMMY Queen THERESE.
JEFF could see that BUMPY STEVEN was hungry so he reached into his BREIF CASE and give him his HOT POMEGRANITE. BUMPY STEVEN was thankful for JEFF's POMEGRANITE, so he told JEFF a very FUNNY story about Queen THERESE's daughter ELLYN . How her mother, the YUMMY Queen THERESE, kept her locked away in a BARN protected by a gigantic FROG, because ELLYN was so NAKED.
JEFF LAUGHED. He vowed to BUMPY STEVEN the GARBAGE MAN that he would save the NAKED ELLYN . He would KICK the FROG, and take ELLYN far away from her eveil mother, the YUMMY Queen THERESE, and JUMP her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a CRAZY MONSOON and BUMPY STEVEN the GARBAGE MAN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic FROG from his story. YUMMY Queen THERESE DANCED out from behind a COKE CAN and struck JEFF dead. In the far off BARN you could hear a SCREAM.
THE END.
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