OH man...u guys have GOT to go to this site

Apr 24, 2003 03:06

So my roommate Angie and I just watched Dawson's Creek and we love to rejoice in our mutual hatred for Katie Holmes (who, btw, i recently discovered is pure evil...actually, i always knew that, but now i know WHY hehe her character's name on the show is JOEY and her real life name is KATIE!! coincidence? i think not...it's a sign from God that she=evil hehe you can't beat evidence like that hehe) SO anyway, i have a point..i just came upon a FABULOUS BRILLIANT GENIUS HYSTERICAL site that all of u MUST MUST MUST go to right away! DOOOOO it hehe

http://www.geocities.com/carboncopiesanonymous/katieholmes.html

go backwards and forwards until u've read every delicious word hehe some of it had me laughing to the point of tears...here are some of my favs for those of u who need more incentive to read it:

Jennifer Love Hewitt is NOT a good actress, is NOT a good singer, and is NOT pretty. So, she should die. Or at least be doomed to made-for-tv movies.

on willa ford: I would probaby hate her if I knew who she was.

on cameron diaz: And, she has these insanely long legs, and it's like she doesn't know how to walk on them. She walks like a retarded goose.

(heheh k this insult doesn't even make sense but it made laugh) Tara Reid has a scary nose. It's like a nose with multiple personalities. It wants to be big, and it wants to be small at the same time.

on alyssa milano: I just want to stab myself in the face everytime I see her...

on Brandy: I mean, she did I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. With JLH. For even knowing Jennifer Love Hewitt, you have reason enough to hate her.

on Britney Spears: I'll admit, I never had a problem with Britney when she first came along. She was sort of, I dont know, just some annoying girl with a lame song. But then there was another song. And then there were breast implants. And then she started dressing like a hooker. and then she got even sluttier. And her songs kept getting worse. Suddenly, Britney was everywhere. A talentless freak from who knows where, riding her breast implants to number one. Shoot me now.

on Christina Aguilera: She's too skinny. Every time I see her I just want to run up to her and give her a sandwich. Unfortunatley, she'd probably give it a blank look and say, "What's this used for? Does it remove mascara?"

LOL k...i think i just pasted all the best parts and saved ur lazy asses the effort of going to the site...you're welcome. hehe
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