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So it's almost 3am and I have a six page paper due in less than 9 hours and I have not one paragraph. But do u see me panicking? NO. And here's why: My procrastination that went from watching the Real World marathon to joining the Linkin Park underground ($40 well spent) to restraightening my hair to banging my head insanely to Meteora and then 3eb's Blue to my final act of desperation-- calculating just how horrible my grades this semester can possibly be and yet still be able to graduate hehe
see, I know i have to at least pass all my damn classes to be able to graduate because I need the units...and I know I need at least a 2.0 in my major and overall to graduate...my overall gpa at this point, i may as well tell u (I make no real effort to hide my underachieverness hehe IT'S WHY YOU LOVE ME GDI! hehe) is a 2.9 and i calculated that my film gpa is a 2.6...SO, what does this all mean? i'll tell u!
I CAN GET D +'s in ALL MY CLASSES AND STILL GRADUATE IN MAY!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so happy I'm gonna buy you all steak dinners!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe
i know i know, i should try my hardest and not ever settle for D's but the point is that if for some reason i actually DID get all D's (or actually, D PLUSES), I WOULD STILL BE OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE IN A MERE FIVE WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that is such a load off, i can't tell you.
ok, but i shouldn't count my eggs before they've hatched or in the basket or whatever the heck that saying is...hehehe don't expect much out of me my friends for i am a D student hahah here's what will happen to spite me: I'll get all D+s and ONE D and have to stay here another semester ***RAGE*** hehe just watch, it will happen.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i can't let that happen...k, i'm going to write this damn porn paper already...it's actually interesting...did u know that only the gay porn part of the industry requires condoms, but the heterosexual porn makers discourage it b/c viewers would rather watch unprotected sex and that's why STD's are so rampant in the industry and no one is doing anything about it b/c the business is so lucrative and no one cares about porn stars or thinks of them as victims *sniff* so sad...k, why the hell is it so easy for me to write about this on here but i'm physically incapable of writing it in paper form? oh yeh, that's right...me=underachiever hehe i'm probably not even spelling that right!! hahahah 760 verbal! what a mistake that was i bet...tee hee
So it's almost 3am and I have a six page paper due in less than 9 hours and I have not one paragraph. But do u see me panicking? NO. And here's why: My procrastination that went from watching the Real World marathon to joining the Linkin Park underground ($40 well spent) to restraightening my hair to banging my head insanely to Meteora and then 3eb's Blue to my final act of desperation-- calculating just how horrible my grades this semester can possibly be and yet still be able to graduate hehe
see, I know i have to at least pass all my damn classes to be able to graduate because I need the units...and I know I need at least a 2.0 in my major and overall to graduate...my overall gpa at this point, i may as well tell u (I make no real effort to hide my underachieverness hehe IT'S WHY YOU LOVE ME GDI! hehe) is a 2.9 and i calculated that my film gpa is a 2.6...SO, what does this all mean? i'll tell u!
I CAN GET D +'s in ALL MY CLASSES AND STILL GRADUATE IN MAY!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so happy I'm gonna buy you all steak dinners!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe
i know i know, i should try my hardest and not ever settle for D's but the point is that if for some reason i actually DID get all D's (or actually, D PLUSES), I WOULD STILL BE OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE IN A MERE FIVE WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that is such a load off, i can't tell you.
ok, but i shouldn't count my eggs before they've hatched or in the basket or whatever the heck that saying is...hehehe don't expect much out of me my friends for i am a D student hahah here's what will happen to spite me: I'll get all D+s and ONE D and have to stay here another semester ***RAGE*** hehe just watch, it will happen.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i can't let that happen...k, i'm going to write this damn porn paper already...it's actually interesting...did u know that only the gay porn part of the industry requires condoms, but the heterosexual porn makers discourage it b/c viewers would rather watch unprotected sex and that's why STD's are so rampant in the industry and no one is doing anything about it b/c the business is so lucrative and no one cares about porn stars or thinks of them as victims *sniff* so sad...k, why the hell is it so easy for me to write about this on here but i'm physically incapable of writing it in paper form? oh yeh, that's right...me=underachiever hehe i'm probably not even spelling that right!! hahahah 760 verbal! what a mistake that was i bet...tee hee