for those of you who didnt see this on myspace
jim from china came up with this, it rules
You know you're from Bucks County PA when...
-you vividly recall being terrified of Big Marty as a child
-the number of pot holes exceeds the median income, but not by much
-you know at least 71 different ways to get someplace ten miles away, and they all take exactly the same amount of time
-you get your gas in one state and your cigarettes in another. Always. If someone tells you they did it the other way around, you look at them like they have a third eye.
-you know at least a half-dozen people who have crashed into deer.
-if you have never crashed into a deer, you're obviously cheating
-you even know a couple of people who have been hit BY a deer
-sitting for hours in a Wawa parking lot with your friends means you're having an eventful evening
-a bonfire and a case of Yeungling is the single most important summertime event
-you know what and where the End of the World is, and even though you've passed it hundreds of times, you still get a kick out of it
-you no longer think Street Road is a stupid name for a road
-you no longer think it's stupid to have two seperate Street Roads within fifteen miles of each other
-the King of Prussia is neither a person nor a song
-you know how to pronounce Neshaminy, Perkasie, Tohickon, and Hulmeville, and are mystified when people from other places get them wrong
-driving thirty minutes to get to Philly is much, much longer than driving forty minutes to get somewhere else in Bucks
-you know what Mtghse Rd means
-there sure are a lot of Creamery Roads... but where the hell are all the creameries?
-living below Route 1 makes you a dick, living above Route 1 makes you a snob, and living above Quakertown practically makes you an alien
-you have gotten lost for two hours somewhere in Tinicum Township, and to this day never really figured out where you were
-phone numbers are always ten digits. perhaps you even live next door to someone with a different area code than you
-your phone number, address, hometown, zip code, and township all represent different places
-you make sure to buy your booze before ten, because you know that if you don't, you'll have to drive into Trenton for it
-everyone graduates high school and either goes off to Pitt, or goes to BCCC for seven years
-you think twice about going to the New Hope Wawa at two a.m.
-you don't even bother making a trip that takes you through or near New Hope on a weekend
-you no longer think Old New Road is a stupid name for a road
-you know of a couple of Wawas that aren't 24/7, and you avoid them on principle
-you can take the Washington Crossing bridge without losing a side mirror
-you shop at and hang out at Scumbie's, and you either worked there or know someone who did
-you're kind of from Pennsylvania, and kind of from Philadelphia, but not quite enough of either
-if you know someone who's in a band, they haved either played at Sacred Grounds or are just about to
-you know at least one person who went to a Friends School
-you know many Quakers, and most of them smoke weed
-you and your friends will drive around aimlessly for three hours or more before saying "so, whaddya wanna do?"
You know you're from Bucks County PA when...
-you vividly recall being terrified of Big Marty as a child
-the number of pot holes exceeds the median income, but not by much
-you know at least 71 different ways to get someplace ten miles away, and they all take exactly the same amount of time
-you get your gas in one state and your cigarettes in another. Always. If someone tells you they did it the other way around, you look at them like they have a third eye.
-you know at least a half-dozen people who have crashed into deer.
-if you have never crashed into a deer, you're obviously cheating
-you even know a couple of people who have been hit BY a deer
-sitting for hours in a Wawa parking lot with your friends means you're having an eventful evening
-a bonfire and a case of Yeungling is the single most important summertime event
-you know what and where the End of the World is, and even though you've passed it hundreds of times, you still get a kick out of it
-you no longer think Street Road is a stupid name for a road
-you no longer think it's stupid to have two seperate Street Roads within fifteen miles of each other
-the King of Prussia is neither a person nor a song
-you know how to pronounce Neshaminy, Perkasie, Tohickon, and Hulmeville, and are mystified when people from other places get them wrong
-driving thirty minutes to get to Philly is much, much longer than driving forty minutes to get somewhere else in Bucks
-you know what Mtghse Rd means
-there sure are a lot of Creamery Roads... but where the hell are all the creameries?
-living below Route 1 makes you a dick, living above Route 1 makes you a snob, and living above Quakertown practically makes you an alien
-you have gotten lost for two hours somewhere in Tinicum Township, and to this day never really figured out where you were
-phone numbers are always ten digits. perhaps you even live next door to someone with a different area code than you
-your phone number, address, hometown, zip code, and township all represent different places
-you make sure to buy your booze before ten, because you know that if you don't, you'll have to drive into Trenton for it
-everyone graduates high school and either goes off to Pitt, or goes to BCCC for seven years
-you think twice about going to the New Hope Wawa at two a.m.
-you don't even bother making a trip that takes you through or near New Hope on a weekend
-you no longer think Old New Road is a stupid name for a road
-you know of a couple of Wawas that aren't 24/7, and you avoid them on principle
-you can take the Washington Crossing bridge without losing a side mirror
-you shop at and hang out at Scumbie's, and you either worked there or know someone who did
-you're kind of from Pennsylvania, and kind of from Philadelphia, but not quite enough of either
-if you know someone who's in a band, they haved either played at Sacred Grounds or are just about to
-you know at least one person who went to a Friends School
-you know many Quakers, and most of them smoke weed
-you and your friends will drive around aimlessly for three hours or more before saying "so, whaddya wanna do?"