my first entry
Title: You like this?!
Author: Punkrocksmurf
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Joel/OFC
Summary: humorous fic about Joel finding his wife has a kink for twincest.
Disclaimer: Not real, never happened. Don't own.
Notes: i've had this idea for awhile and just now wrote it.
“Whatcha’ reading hunny?” I ask my wife, Jen who was on her laptop.
“Huh? Oh nothing,” she answered without looking up. I shrug it off and sit down in the chair across the room and grab the remote to find something on TV.
I glance over at Jen and I notice she’s still reading. Now though she is biting her bottom lip. She only bites her bottom lip when she’s turned on. Hmmm. “Jen? What are you reading?” I try again.
“Nothing,” she answers again.
“Seriously, what are you reading?” I ask getting annoyed.
“Seriously, NOTHING,” she answered in the same irritated tone.
“FINE!” I say crossing my arms across my chest. I watch her smirk with her bottom lip between her teeth, at the computer screen. What the hell is she reading that she won’t tell me. Is she having cyber sex with some guy or looking at porn? If she was horny why doesn’t she just say so, she knows I’d be more than happy to help her. Am I bed in bed?! NO! She always says it’s wonderful or amazing. But what if that is out of sympathy?! But she orgasms, WHAT IF SHE FAKES IT!?
My thoughts are interrupted when she stands up with that same smirk on her face and walks across the room to where I’m sitting. She straddles me and goes straight to my neck licking and kissing it as I moan, she knows it’s my weak spot.
---------------------------------Hmm wonder what happens next-----------------------------------
THAT couldn’t of been fake! Se was so loud the neighbors were banging on our apartment door. She’s definitely satisfied by my thug lovin’. Yep I’m good. She’s exhausted. I’m gonna take her to the bedroom. Yep I’m great in bed AND I’m sweet, but sorry ladies I’m taken.
When I come back downstairs I notice her laptop is on. Hmm. I can check the history and see what she was reading. It isn’t technically an invasion of privacy. I’m just on the Internet and if I happen to go to the same site it wouldn’t be my fault.
I click the history button and go to the only website on here. This must be what she was reading. I started skimming through it when something catches my eye. “Benji kisses Joel hard, and passionately on the lips.” OH MY FUCKING LORD!
Well that was the first chapter. I’m going to try and make this one longer than my other stories but I don’t know how it’ll turn out. The next chapter is about Joel confront Jen about it. So yeah, please review if you like it or if you have constructive criticism