Oct 07, 2004 00:07
to all of you who laugh at my lack of common sense, i say "bah" to you...although i may be a teeny bit slow at times, i'm on my way to at least becoming a good business woman, as i now have my boss firmly, if i may say so, under my thumb and hand and foot and i'm just plain sitting on him. that lito puss. i love it. power is funn. mwahahahaha.
on a completely different note...naming things is tough (like pets and toys and babies and whatnot)...i'm having trouble naming something, as i did my breasts (the left boob is still nameless)...but i think i have a pretty good idea of what i wanna name this unmentionable item. we'll see how it all works out. being indecisive doesn't help either.
on another and also different note, i love josh groban and am a grobanite. i love him, his voice, his everything. i swear, hearing that man sing brings me on the edge of many an orgasm. true story. u know he does the same for you! don't deny it, you lying fool.
speaking about orgasms...my boss, the one whos soul i now own, asked what my tiffany "O" means and i had no choice but to say, 'i don't know, it's just pretty.' but it really means orgasmic, as in, i am. well, thats what it means to me anyway...i dont think elsa peretti was thinking the same thing, although i dont think she would think differently if she knew me. ;) i'm funny.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR HALLOWEEN! there's gonna be a massive panera party whether you people want it or not (not to mention the dublin party)! and my costume rocks this year (thank you cheyenne adn jessie) i can't wait.
and last ....
dan carter is THE man, and i'm crazy happy for him!