May 06, 2005 00:42
I'M GIVING MASSAGES TO ANYONE WHO IS WILLING TO COME OVER TO PEARSONS (I MIGHT MAKE A HOUSE CALL IF YOU'RE REALLY NICE). ALL I ASK IN RETURN IS A SMALL DONATION, EITHER A BUTT OR SNACKS, ETC. 'IS SHE SERIOUS?' YOU MAY ASK. THE ANSWER IS YES. VERY MUCH SO. SO GET OVER IT, COME BY, AND GET A SWEET MASSAGE FROM YOURS TRUELY. I SWEAR IT'LL BE MORE THAN WORTH IT, AND DON'T FEEL BAD FOR ME BECAUSE I LOVE DOING IT. OH AND IF I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT YOU READ MY LJ, THAT'S COOL TOO, JUST DON'T BRING YOUR WHOLE DORM WITH YOU :)
SO YEAH - COME GET A MASSAGE
213 PEARSONS - IF YOU CAN'T FIND ME, I'M PROBABLY OUT FRONT - BUT IF IM NOT, MY CELL IS ON THE DOOR AND FACEBOOK
I JUST WANT TO MAKE THIS EASIER ON ALL OF US
oh and whoa, the library is bad news - it's a freakin crack den in there...everyone is either coming down from something or something is just starting to kick in, if you know what i mean...caffiene is flowing a little too strongly through everyone's veins...chain smokers are parked outside...and even if girls don't look stressed out and are chilling in the atrium, their eyes don't lie - they're hardcore strung out. plus, it reeks of flipped-out chicks, which is more than gross (ie take showers - please and thank you) - all of this and i was only in there for 30 seconds for tea
peace