Another Day Just Like Any
OH GRRRRR...........
Today hasn't been stressful or anything just extreamly boring, and i have to say today at summer school i looked bad! Like bad hair, not even brushed, mix matched clothing, and pants that exceeded an inch over my belly button. <--Belly button what a funny funny word.
So right iam in summerschool because i failed second semester Algebra, and boy 4 whole hours, whith a 15 min. break of math with a "UBER" (as shauna says) for a teacher drives me nearly suicidal!!!!!!!But im all good, i think that my A.D.D. medicine keeps me straight! MUhahahahahaha
Okay, our teacher "the uber" he has a real monotone voice and sweats like a friggin water distributer and drives me insane. He also has these glasses whice have a really bad glare so you cant tell who he is scowling at, and it just makes you wanna laugh, scream, cry, and poop that the same time. Dont worry i never give in to any of those temptations! Okay, and there is this stool his sits on, and whenever he is done writing on the bored you like trips on it, EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! IT's like HELLLLOOOOOO if yo cant move the stoooopid stool then use a regualr chair!!! HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING HALF THE TIME WE ARE ALLWAYS CORECTING HIM AND EVERYTHING> i bet if we said something to him about is allways being wrongness he would say "Well, it keeps you on your toes!" GOD I HATE THAT
Tomarro there is a show t at qyest i suggest everyone who read this comes! check out www.lexingtonshows.com for the latest news on show!
I have a story:
Once upon a time there was a little boy, this boys name was Allan Cleary, he lived in AFRICA!! WOW! okay, and he was thinking about the worst possible way to die, then all of a sudden a stampede happended and all the elephants, goats, cows, lians, tigers, and bears, were running around him. finally the stampeded was over and he aborted the fetal position, but then out of nowhere a fat angry elephant came running towards him. the elephant was angry because his friends left him standing in l9ine at the movie theater while he bought his popcorn (long story shauna you know what iam talking about) Allan was being emo and drawing on a industrial site, thats where he was when the stampede happned...... OKay back to the story...THE ANGRY ELEPHANT! well, Allan was so terrified outta his pants that he peed all obver him self and didnt bother going into the fetal position again! and he got trampled! but unfortunatly he was standing on some wire mesh before he got trampled, and so there he was all "flat like a pancake" (our summer school teacher) mushed through some wire mesh. The his girlfriend Liz found him and she called for help, she was by his side at the hospital, right before he croaked. And he said "liz, i know something you dont know!" "she hits him in his grated like parmesion cheese arm and says"WHAT STUPID HEAD?" he said "The worst way to die his being trampled by an angry elephant through wire mesh and then dying in the hospital because of loss of skin!!!" And then he died! And then a block party was held because BIG BUTT ALLAN WAS DEAD!!!!!!! the end. the moreal of the story is to never forget the fetal position when you see an angry elephant, Oh, and dont stand on wire mesh, what also might help is, DONT HIT FRIGGIN GIRLS AND NOT TO WEAR SUCH TIGHT CLOTHES< then mabey your neighborhood wouldnt have a party when you die!
Okay later, i have a softball game!! (softball isnt just for dykes KELLY)
Later,
Sam
Today hasn't been stressful or anything just extreamly boring, and i have to say today at summer school i looked bad! Like bad hair, not even brushed, mix matched clothing, and pants that exceeded an inch over my belly button. <--Belly button what a funny funny word.
So right iam in summerschool because i failed second semester Algebra, and boy 4 whole hours, whith a 15 min. break of math with a "UBER" (as shauna says) for a teacher drives me nearly suicidal!!!!!!!But im all good, i think that my A.D.D. medicine keeps me straight! MUhahahahahaha
Okay, our teacher "the uber" he has a real monotone voice and sweats like a friggin water distributer and drives me insane. He also has these glasses whice have a really bad glare so you cant tell who he is scowling at, and it just makes you wanna laugh, scream, cry, and poop that the same time. Dont worry i never give in to any of those temptations! Okay, and there is this stool his sits on, and whenever he is done writing on the bored you like trips on it, EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! IT's like HELLLLOOOOOO if yo cant move the stoooopid stool then use a regualr chair!!! HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING HALF THE TIME WE ARE ALLWAYS CORECTING HIM AND EVERYTHING> i bet if we said something to him about is allways being wrongness he would say "Well, it keeps you on your toes!" GOD I HATE THAT
Tomarro there is a show t at qyest i suggest everyone who read this comes! check out www.lexingtonshows.com for the latest news on show!
I have a story:
Once upon a time there was a little boy, this boys name was Allan Cleary, he lived in AFRICA!! WOW! okay, and he was thinking about the worst possible way to die, then all of a sudden a stampede happended and all the elephants, goats, cows, lians, tigers, and bears, were running around him. finally the stampeded was over and he aborted the fetal position, but then out of nowhere a fat angry elephant came running towards him. the elephant was angry because his friends left him standing in l9ine at the movie theater while he bought his popcorn (long story shauna you know what iam talking about) Allan was being emo and drawing on a industrial site, thats where he was when the stampede happned...... OKay back to the story...THE ANGRY ELEPHANT! well, Allan was so terrified outta his pants that he peed all obver him self and didnt bother going into the fetal position again! and he got trampled! but unfortunatly he was standing on some wire mesh before he got trampled, and so there he was all "flat like a pancake" (our summer school teacher) mushed through some wire mesh. The his girlfriend Liz found him and she called for help, she was by his side at the hospital, right before he croaked. And he said "liz, i know something you dont know!" "she hits him in his grated like parmesion cheese arm and says"WHAT STUPID HEAD?" he said "The worst way to die his being trampled by an angry elephant through wire mesh and then dying in the hospital because of loss of skin!!!" And then he died! And then a block party was held because BIG BUTT ALLAN WAS DEAD!!!!!!! the end. the moreal of the story is to never forget the fetal position when you see an angry elephant, Oh, and dont stand on wire mesh, what also might help is, DONT HIT FRIGGIN GIRLS AND NOT TO WEAR SUCH TIGHT CLOTHES< then mabey your neighborhood wouldnt have a party when you die!
Okay later, i have a softball game!! (softball isnt just for dykes KELLY)
Later,
Sam