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1)My uncle once: Died in an accident involving a car and a speeding train.
2)Never in my life: have I blowjobed.
3)When I was five: I was queer.
4)High School was: Is terrible.
5)I will never forget: Every single thing that Dan schmidt has done.
6)I once met: johnny depp.
7)There’s this guy/girl I know who: chews.
8)Once, at a bar: I got kicked out for not being 18.
9)By noon I’m usually: drunk.
10)Last night: I saw the worst movie ever made.
11)If I had only: one great friend i'd be happy.
12)Next time I go to church, I’ll: hopefully be in a casket.
13)Terry Schiavo: is hilarious.
14)What worries me most: The future, definetely.
15)When I turn my head left I see: the sticker my mom bought that reminds me even more of how much my parents care about their dog more than me, " My rat terrior is smarter than your honor student."
16)When I turn my head right I see: A calender.
17)You know I’m lying when: I add a random thing about people dieing or gay people at the end of my story.
18)You know what I miss most about the eighties: hair bands.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: kissing other boys.
20) By this time, next year: I'll be drunk.
21) A better name for me would be: Kansas.
22) I have a hard time understanding: Mathematics.
23) If I ever go back to school I’ll: sleep too much.
24)You know I like you if: I show you my balls and call you a faggot.
25)If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: president bush.
26)Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: are boring.
27)Take my advice, never: get into a habit of stealing.
28)My ideal breakfast is: nothings.
29)A song I love, but do not have is: hmm.
30)If you visit my hometown, I suggest: visiting me.
31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars are all: terrible.
32)Why won’t anyone: be happy with themself and stop trying to get attention from everyone.
33)If you spend the night at my house, don’t: sleep naked.
34)I’d stop my wedding for: poker.
35)The world could do without: Sluts.
36)I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: get a shot.
37)My favorite blondes are: I hate blondes, for the most part.
38) PAPER CLIPS are more useful than: Math classes after middle school.
39)If I do anything well, it’s: arguing.
40)And by the way: I hate sluts.
1)My uncle once: Died in an accident involving a car and a speeding train.
2)Never in my life: have I blowjobed.
3)When I was five: I was queer.
4)High School was: Is terrible.
5)I will never forget: Every single thing that Dan schmidt has done.
6)I once met: johnny depp.
7)There’s this guy/girl I know who: chews.
8)Once, at a bar: I got kicked out for not being 18.
9)By noon I’m usually: drunk.
10)Last night: I saw the worst movie ever made.
11)If I had only: one great friend i'd be happy.
12)Next time I go to church, I’ll: hopefully be in a casket.
13)Terry Schiavo: is hilarious.
14)What worries me most: The future, definetely.
15)When I turn my head left I see: the sticker my mom bought that reminds me even more of how much my parents care about their dog more than me, " My rat terrior is smarter than your honor student."
16)When I turn my head right I see: A calender.
17)You know I’m lying when: I add a random thing about people dieing or gay people at the end of my story.
18)You know what I miss most about the eighties: hair bands.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: kissing other boys.
20) By this time, next year: I'll be drunk.
21) A better name for me would be: Kansas.
22) I have a hard time understanding: Mathematics.
23) If I ever go back to school I’ll: sleep too much.
24)You know I like you if: I show you my balls and call you a faggot.
25)If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: president bush.
26)Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: are boring.
27)Take my advice, never: get into a habit of stealing.
28)My ideal breakfast is: nothings.
29)A song I love, but do not have is: hmm.
30)If you visit my hometown, I suggest: visiting me.
31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars are all: terrible.
32)Why won’t anyone: be happy with themself and stop trying to get attention from everyone.
33)If you spend the night at my house, don’t: sleep naked.
34)I’d stop my wedding for: poker.
35)The world could do without: Sluts.
36)I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: get a shot.
37)My favorite blondes are: I hate blondes, for the most part.
38) PAPER CLIPS are more useful than: Math classes after middle school.
39)If I do anything well, it’s: arguing.
40)And by the way: I hate sluts.