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Jul 22, 2006 00:12

INDIANA FRIENDS... (If you are from Indiana you know this stuff is true!)

OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
INDIANA FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
INDIANA FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
INDIANA FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

INDIANA FRIENDS: Cry with you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
INDIANA FRIENDS: Keep your stuff for so long that they forget it's yours.

OTHER FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
INDIANA FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
INDIANA FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
INDIANA FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
INDIANA FRIENDS: Are for life.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
INDIANA FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
INDIANA FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

OTHER FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
INDIANA FRIENDS: Will repost this
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