LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS--TO CONQUER KANASSA

Sep 07, 2009 11:54

Ever had one of those plotbunnies that won't stfu and go away?
I've got one.

And I've also got an "I'll Make a Man out of You" parody of the DBZ nature in my head.  Involving Bardock and his crew.  Fffff.  I might just write it.

Bardock: Let's get down to business
To conquer this world
Toma: But we're not so ready
Bardock: 'Cause you're a wimpy girl.
Toma: HEY!
Bardock: You're the saddest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man
out of you

Toma: He says we're all weak
Fasha:  You are, but not me.
Bardock:  You didn't think I heard you?
Guess what, I lip-read!
You're a spineless, pale
pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man
out of you

Toma: I'm never gonna catch
my breath!
Panbukin: My weight's really
Gonna screw me!
Boy, was I a fool in school
for cutting gym!
Fasha: This guy's got 'em
scared to death *evil giggle*
Totepo: Hope he doesn't see
right through me!
Bardock:  Now run me
TWENTY LAPS AGAIN!

Bardock: (Be a man)
Toma: We must be swift as
the coursing river
Bardock: (Be a man)
Fasha: With all the force
of a great typhoon
Bardock: (Be a man)
Panbukin: With all the strength
of a raging fire
Totepo: Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon

Frieza: Time is racing toward us
If those saiyans survive!
Zarbon: What do you think master?
Should we leave them alive?
Frieza: They're going to rise up
Against us
Monkey see,
Monkey dooooooooo!
Kill all the ones you can find
OR I'LL KILL YOU!

Toma: (Be a man)
Bardock: *pacing* We must be swift as
the coursing river
Totepo: (Be a man)
Bardock: With all the force
of a great typhoon
Panbukin: (Be a man)
Bardock: With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon

King Vegeta: (Be a man)
Saiyan army: We must be swift as
the Coursing river
King Vegeta: (Be a man)
Saiyan army: With all the force
of a great typhoon
Prince Vegeta: (Be a man)
Nappa: With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon

The crew: Hey Bardock! We did it!
Bardock:  Awesome.

More developments on the Jazz-front...
Talked to her at Walmart over the weekend.
I totally think we're getting together.
Ffffff...I've been wanting this since HS.

Edit:  It wasn't her.  ;o;
GODDAMNLOOKALIKES.

at least I didn't make any confessions in Wally World or that'd be really really uncomfortable.

thank Kami.

duodamnit.
damnit
damnit
Mitz you're a fuckup who doesn't deserve to live.

fancrack the other white meat, walmart, life, wtf mitz can has girlfriend

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