What I Learned Last Night
Last night was the BG vs. Toledo football game. So if you are a college student you better get drunk off your ass and then go to the football game and stuble about causing fights with other fans. I mean you are a college student you have nothing better to do. CORRECT?
Maybe I live a naive existence where getting in fights and not being to able to walk to my own dorm is a disgrace to you and the others who graciously aid your drunk ass. Or maybe I am saying this because I want to sound like I am so much more mature and everyone else is lacking in their problem solving lobes of the brain. Yet I find this completely inadequate. My standard for myself is different then most people, well at least the ones I have met through these 19 years. I have known those who never drink and those who are alcoholics. And I am some where in the gray area where I can lose myself or be completely disgusted by the sight of it.
So I will get to my point. Last night was fun in the way where you think about it afterward and its funny. You accumulate all the events and just think wow that was my night. So thats why I went to bed at 5 am. I will never want to relive that night but I would never want to forget it.
I will always drink Gatorade when I feel like people are drinking to be the normal and I will always laugh when I realize my night would never have been the same without alcohol.
Here is one moment in the night: So Dan and I are talking to Drunken Bob and Bob turns to Dan and asks, "look BG girls you wanna go dry hump them."
Then Dan responses, "It looks like they have boyfriends." And Bob replies ,"Good we can dry hump them too!"
Maybe I live a naive existence where getting in fights and not being to able to walk to my own dorm is a disgrace to you and the others who graciously aid your drunk ass. Or maybe I am saying this because I want to sound like I am so much more mature and everyone else is lacking in their problem solving lobes of the brain. Yet I find this completely inadequate. My standard for myself is different then most people, well at least the ones I have met through these 19 years. I have known those who never drink and those who are alcoholics. And I am some where in the gray area where I can lose myself or be completely disgusted by the sight of it.
So I will get to my point. Last night was fun in the way where you think about it afterward and its funny. You accumulate all the events and just think wow that was my night. So thats why I went to bed at 5 am. I will never want to relive that night but I would never want to forget it.
I will always drink Gatorade when I feel like people are drinking to be the normal and I will always laugh when I realize my night would never have been the same without alcohol.
Here is one moment in the night: So Dan and I are talking to Drunken Bob and Bob turns to Dan and asks, "look BG girls you wanna go dry hump them."
Then Dan responses, "It looks like they have boyfriends." And Bob replies ,"Good we can dry hump them too!"