Oct 20, 2005 21:50
This is thanks to Mallory...
Um... anonymous Italian text messager is none other than Lisa's homecoming date/current ex-boyfriend. What's more: the translation is, "Hello beautiful, you don't know who I am, but I really like you. You have a nice smile. Goodbye."
Apparently Kyle (his name) really really likes me and stole my number from Brittney's phone.
This is the boy who had a manicure/pedicure and went tanning before homecoming. I thought that a shower was sufficient.
What's more, I was being kinda... myself (bitingly sarcastic and whatnot) the whole night... I don't know where that becomes attractive. And I don't know where he gets off on the idea that I might like the clingy can't-let-Lisa-leave-my-side-for-more-than-a-second type. Ayayay.
I am officially the girly boy magnet. Gay boys- need a boyfriend? Just come date the boys who are attracted to me.
Oi.
This is... awkward. I'm wide awake now. Dammit.
Manda