Hey, It's Me

[punkmaster840]

Go to your iTunes/iPod/media player and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title
as the answer to the question.

1) What do you think of me?
Dirty (KoRn)

2) Will I have a happy life?
Burritos (Sublime)

3) What do my friends really think of me?
The World Has Turned and Left Me Here (Weezer)

4) Do people secretly lust after me?
Enormous Penis (Da Vinci's Notebook) -No joke this really came up

5) How can I make myself happy?
Crying Over You (The Pietasters)

6) What should I do with my life?
The Internet is for Porn (Avenue Q)

7) Why must life be so full of pain?
Mr. Rogers (KoRn)

8) How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Feel Good Inc. (The Gorillaz)

9) Will I ever have children?
Powderd Milk Man (The Aquabats)

10) Will I die happy?
Easy (The Slackers)

11) Can you give me some advice?
The Fool (Hepcat)

12) What do you think happiness is?
Someone (Name Taken)

13) What's my favorite fetish?
Stairway To Heaven (Led Zeppelin)

14) How will I be remembered?
Epic (Faith No More)

All of these really came up in this order. I thought it was so funny that I just had to break my no-posting streak.