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(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (I miss alot of people)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (National Geographic is my hero)
✓ I own lots of books. (at my dads house)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana. (tried..haha)
✓ I've watched porn movies.
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (hasnt everyone?)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (It IS the best policy.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (all the time?)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (wouldnt you like to know?)
× I hate the rain. (I love the rain..but only in the summer)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (Holy shit do I.)
✓ I love sushi. (mmm..california rolls)
× I talk really, really fast.
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (fresh cigarette breath)
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (2)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (white lies)
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (hello manic depression)
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Maybe not hyper...just productive.)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (i think)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (i hate talking on the phone)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (can we say frumpy?)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (but money is a problem)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (myspace what?)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (maybe one. maybe.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (The universe is my University.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Unless the power goes out.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (tried. haha.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (thats some shisty shit.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (myspace.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (almost all?)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (OCD)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (If anything...my sexuality has prevented me from moving up.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (But not many people are willing to give a 20yr old candy)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment. (I wish.)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (Im obsessed with love.)
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (What can I say. They;re more mature.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Thats cause I dont.)
✓ I can work on a car. (Thanks dad.)
✓ I love my job(s). (For the most part.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Hippie feet what?)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (In Long Lake Ny.)
✓ I love sea turtles. (I LOVE THE SEA!)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Many.)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Im musically declined as Joey says.)
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people. (It happens.)
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Umno. Half price appitizers after 9 thanks.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (monkey toes.)
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (uhyeathanks!)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (just small stuff. old notes. beer caps.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (Im proud to say.)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth. (But a nice smile. =))
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (boredum hurts.)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (that would be pathetic.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (one or 2.)
✓ I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses. (it varies)
✓ I want to own my own business.
✓ I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (this isnt proof enough?)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (fucking lifetime.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (pretty down to earth im told)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (dont be embarassed.)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (what the fuck)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (drama comes and finds me)
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (my fathers my hero)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (sometimes.)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (bad english and drunk)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (many public places)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (another...wtf?)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (I LOVE ANIMALS MORE THAN I LOVE PEOPLE)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (haha..i can actually say ive done that before. wow.)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (does that mean you have balls and a vagina?)
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (They werent complete strangers...and I was reallly drunk.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (I wish.)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (not true to the least bit.)
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Its a job. If you have the body to do it...Do it.)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (seriously. dude...wheres my car?)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (in the car.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (haha..i love my dog.)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (a lot.)
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (cheesy bean and rice.)
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (part irish. i cant handle my liquor tho.)
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (sometimes.)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (you might have lost but you havent lost the lesson.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself. (I have too much.)
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (argggggg.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (and it works.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (when it doesnt turn all lame. which it normally does.)
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Music is my life.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (that might explain a lot.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (I miss alot of people)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (National Geographic is my hero)
✓ I own lots of books. (at my dads house)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana. (tried..haha)
✓ I've watched porn movies.
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (hasnt everyone?)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (It IS the best policy.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (all the time?)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (wouldnt you like to know?)
× I hate the rain. (I love the rain..but only in the summer)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (Holy shit do I.)
✓ I love sushi. (mmm..california rolls)
× I talk really, really fast.
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (fresh cigarette breath)
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (2)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (white lies)
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (hello manic depression)
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Maybe not hyper...just productive.)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (i think)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (i hate talking on the phone)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (can we say frumpy?)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (but money is a problem)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (myspace what?)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (maybe one. maybe.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (The universe is my University.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Unless the power goes out.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (tried. haha.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (thats some shisty shit.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (myspace.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (almost all?)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (OCD)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (If anything...my sexuality has prevented me from moving up.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (But not many people are willing to give a 20yr old candy)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment. (I wish.)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (Im obsessed with love.)
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (What can I say. They;re more mature.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Thats cause I dont.)
✓ I can work on a car. (Thanks dad.)
✓ I love my job(s). (For the most part.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Hippie feet what?)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (In Long Lake Ny.)
✓ I love sea turtles. (I LOVE THE SEA!)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Many.)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Im musically declined as Joey says.)
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people. (It happens.)
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Umno. Half price appitizers after 9 thanks.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (monkey toes.)
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (uhyeathanks!)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (just small stuff. old notes. beer caps.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (Im proud to say.)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth. (But a nice smile. =))
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (boredum hurts.)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (that would be pathetic.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (one or 2.)
✓ I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses. (it varies)
✓ I want to own my own business.
✓ I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (this isnt proof enough?)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (fucking lifetime.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (pretty down to earth im told)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (dont be embarassed.)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (what the fuck)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (drama comes and finds me)
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (my fathers my hero)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (sometimes.)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (bad english and drunk)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (many public places)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (another...wtf?)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (I LOVE ANIMALS MORE THAN I LOVE PEOPLE)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (haha..i can actually say ive done that before. wow.)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (does that mean you have balls and a vagina?)
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (They werent complete strangers...and I was reallly drunk.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (I wish.)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (not true to the least bit.)
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Its a job. If you have the body to do it...Do it.)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (seriously. dude...wheres my car?)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (in the car.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (haha..i love my dog.)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (a lot.)
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (cheesy bean and rice.)
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (part irish. i cant handle my liquor tho.)
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (sometimes.)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (you might have lost but you havent lost the lesson.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself. (I have too much.)
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (argggggg.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (and it works.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (when it doesnt turn all lame. which it normally does.)
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Music is my life.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (that might explain a lot.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.