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Man, I hate dating. I always feel like livestock -- not quite a piece of meat, but not quite a favorite pet, and there's the possiblity that I could become either. I think perhaps that I have not quite matured enough to enjoy this ritual. I mean, what happened to just hanging out (no strings attached), with no need to impress? Playing hot lava at a playground and...I don't know...having fun?
I just don't want to hear your life story, or all your "crazy" drunk stories. GUH! Oh, and another tip: don't tell me about other guys that tell you you're hot or make comments like, "Anytime I walk into a room, people always stare at me"!I hate that it always tends to feel like an interview; I really don't want to tell you anything about myself--I don't know you! I also do not find joking about me giving sexual favors a good flirting technique -- sorry, I just don't.
Actually, now that I think about it, I'm really bad at the whole flirting thing period. What is that? Seriously, what exactly is flirting? I mean, it's not really talking to someone and it's not really joking around with them. It's like this weird way for people to dance around each other and psuedo-communicate. Don't flirt; it's retarded. Talk to me or joke with me.
Does anyone else feel like this or am I just socially mal-adjusted?
That said, it looks like my way works pretty well.
I just don't want to hear your life story, or all your "crazy" drunk stories. GUH! Oh, and another tip: don't tell me about other guys that tell you you're hot or make comments like, "Anytime I walk into a room, people always stare at me"!I hate that it always tends to feel like an interview; I really don't want to tell you anything about myself--I don't know you! I also do not find joking about me giving sexual favors a good flirting technique -- sorry, I just don't.
Actually, now that I think about it, I'm really bad at the whole flirting thing period. What is that? Seriously, what exactly is flirting? I mean, it's not really talking to someone and it's not really joking around with them. It's like this weird way for people to dance around each other and psuedo-communicate. Don't flirt; it's retarded. Talk to me or joke with me.
Does anyone else feel like this or am I just socially mal-adjusted?
That said, it looks like my way works pretty well.