I have learned...

[punkerchickita]

I have learned
That you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them
And hope they panic and give in.

I have learned
That no matter how much I care,
Some people are just assholes.

I have learned
That it takes years to build up trust
And it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I have learned
That you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes.
After that, you’d better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I have learned
That you shouldn’t compare yourself to others.
They are more screwed up than you think.

I have learned
That you can keep vomiting
Long after you think you’re finished.

I have learned
That we are responsible for what we do
Unless we are celebrities.

I have learned
That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades
And there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I have learned
That 99% of the time, when something isn’t working in your house
One of the kids did it.

I have learned
That the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon
And all the less important ones just never go away.