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Mar 20, 2005 01:35

All Your Inbox Space Are Belong to Us
I get a ton of spam e-mail. Frankly, if I replied to every one I got, I could lasso a giraffe with my dick, reel it in like a marlin and sedate it with several kilos’ worth of quality, pharmacy-grade sedatives. This could be adaptive if I lived on the savannah, where wandering, hostile giraffes might pose a ( Read more... )

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darkslayerxx March 21 2005, 00:41:08 UTC
Yahoo and gmail do pretty good with taking care of spam so I don't get much of it anymore.
I get plenty of IM spam bots though!

hahaha yeah the G spot exists, though there are some women that just don't experience that extra...whatever, no matter how hard you try and some seem to be in "O" overdrive.
and it's not always just in and up like that guys said. Sometimes you gotta do a little searching. all of which I'm sure you wanted to know.

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punkdhiver March 21 2005, 00:46:03 UTC
Shoudn't there be a road map?

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darkslayerxx March 21 2005, 00:51:11 UTC
lol that would have help during my early teen years!

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punkdhiver March 21 2005, 00:52:07 UTC
Eh, I'm no good with directions anyway.

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darkslayerxx March 21 2005, 01:16:59 UTC
actually I think the ladies like it when you fumble around in there a bit.

but no hitchhikers! it's to kinky for most of them.

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improperbrahmin March 21 2005, 14:40:05 UTC
I give that a thumbs down.

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