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[punkdhiver]

All Your Inbox Space Are Belong to Us
I get a ton of spam e-mail. Frankly, if I replied to every one I got, I could lasso a giraffe with my dick, reel it in like a marlin and sedate it with several kilos’ worth of quality, pharmacy-grade sedatives. This could be adaptive if I lived on the savannah, where wandering, hostile giraffes might pose a

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[asindreams]

I don't know why the spam people love big words and middle initials now - I'm getting those on my school e-mail account too. Either they're trying to make up for the lack of a substantial English curriculum at our schools, or perhaps vocabulary prowess is the new pink at Spamalot Headquarters.

[punkdhiver]

I dunno.

At least it's a refreshing change from deposed official of Tanzania Madawe F. Kungabaroogoonaladingdong and his pitiful request for me to take the bajillion dollars he escaped with and store it in a British bank.

[asindreams]

But he called me his trusted, honored friend!!!

Who can I believe anymore?

[punkdhiver]

Seth, you were the ONLY one he could trust.

[asindreams]

Ditto for Compose D. Befuddles, Rioted B. Ifs, and Euphrates U. Kinkier.

These are all children's names just WAITING to happen.

Or at least dog names.