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Mar 20, 2005 01:35

All Your Inbox Space Are Belong to Us
I get a ton of spam e-mail. Frankly, if I replied to every one I got, I could lasso a giraffe with my dick, reel it in like a marlin and sedate it with several kilos’ worth of quality, pharmacy-grade sedatives. This could be adaptive if I lived on the savannah, where wandering, hostile giraffes might pose a ( Read more... )

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socaldummy March 20 2005, 10:17:59 UTC

What about IM spam? Do you ever get crap like this?

SexyMeg 96782: sup honey, I decided to have a little fun last night and got carried away ;). Go here to see what I mean camiezam.com/meg

Can somebody at least please inform the IM bots that I'm not into pussy.

punkdhiver March 20 2005, 18:12:39 UTC

Yeah, I used to get those all the time. They come in waves; I recently just passed another wave, but they've slowed, now.

Sometimes they don't even have names like that, though, and so I think I'll have gotten an IM from someone new, and I go to the box...

... it's all disappointment from there. No new friends.

socaldummy March 20 2005, 20:08:09 UTC

Yeah, it's sad when a majority of my IMs are from spam bots rather than real people.

punkdhiver March 20 2005, 22:24:31 UTC

They're the only ones who will talk to me...

socaldummy March 20 2005, 23:44:24 UTC

Oh pft ... I know that's not true. Everybody always wants to talk to you. Including me, I'm still patiently waiting in line again.

punkdhiver March 20 2005, 23:46:48 UTC

Everybody wants to, until they finally do.

Not that I mind; it's funny how many people act interested in talking to me until they discover that sex repulses me, and then disappear. But I guess it speaks volumes about hidden motives and intentions.

socaldummy March 21 2005, 00:14:25 UTC

Yeah, I totally understand. It sucks that some people can be so shallow. :-(

So, what's it say about me that I'm still here after nearly two years? And that I still just want to meet up for tea again sometime?

Maybe I just don't give up easily ... hahaha ... just kidding. ;-)

punkdhiver March 21 2005, 00:16:41 UTC

They're not shallow; they're just horny.

Well, maybe shallow as well.

socaldummy March 21 2005, 00:19:36 UTC

I think both. Horny, yes, obviously. If someone is *only* interested in you for easy sex, then he obviously only cares about pleasing himself, and that therefore makes him shallow.

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