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[punkdhiver]

My Back to the Future
All this year, a shadow has been looming menacingly over my shoulders. Inching closer with each passing day, I have become increasingly aware of its presence, and it is entirely unwanted. Despite my denial of it, my sheer avoidance of it, I know it is coming

Comments

[improperbrahmin]

Pirates. South China Sea. Offer stands.

[punkdhiver]

There's just no longer any money in pirating.

[improperbrahmin]

"
He wants to run through the halls of his student center...
He wants to bust down the handicap-accessible double automatic doors...
And when he stands on this overpriced information kiosk before you...
You will know what all this time is for...
"

[punkdhiver]

Could you be any John gayer?

[improperbrahmin]

I guess it's just not hip to be a triangle in this room for squares.

[punkdhiver]

Try to think outside the boxes.

[improperbrahmin]

You mean, like, about heavier things?

[punkdhiver]

Yeah, sure, on any given Thursday such as this.

[improperbrahmin]

What if I'm not comfortable with that?

[punkdhiver]

Well I don't want to make you do anything if doing so makes your inside want out.

[improperbrahmin]

John Mayer is crap. Let's do Cole Porter next time.

And yes, I know, I started it. But I blame you, not myself.

[sarahislame]

noooo!

[darkslayerxx]

lmao