did you wonder?
I got this in my email thought it would be the next update:
>* DID YOU EVER WONDER?*
>
>* *
>
> **Can you cry under water?**
>
> **How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> assassinated instead of just murdered?**
>
> **If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?**
>
> **Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?**
>
> **Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny
> for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?**
>
> **Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
> were buried in for eternity?**
>
> **Why does a round pizza come in a square box?**
>
> **What disease did cured ham actually have?**
>
> **How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
> would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?**
>
> **Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
> wake up like every two hours?**
>
> **If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
> hearing?**
>
> **If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire
> you?**
>
> **Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?**
>
> **Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
> binoculars to look at things on the ground?**
>
> **How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty
> for Miss ****America****?**
>
> **Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to
> see you naked anyway.**
>
> **If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?**
>
> **Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?**
>
> **Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?**
>
> **Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
> squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!".
> ***Or watch a white thing come out a chicken rear and think ,"that
> ought to taste good"*
>
> **Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
> horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?**
>
> **Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?**
>
> **When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they
> tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for
> your license, are you going to be smiling?**
>
> **If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
> about him?**
>
> **Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?**
>
> **If the professor on Gilligan's ****Island**** can make a radio
out
> of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?**
>
> **Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
> don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?**
>
> **Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
> They're both dogs!**
>
> **What do you call male ballerinas?**
>
> **Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?**
>
> **If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
> didn't he just buy dinner?**
>
> **If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> vegetables, what is baby oil made from?**
>
> **If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
> morons?**
>
> **Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?**
>
> **Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
> same tune?**
>
> **Why did you just try singing the two songs above?**
>
> **Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
> but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?**
>
> **Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
> mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his
head
> out the window?**
>* DID YOU EVER WONDER?*
>
>* *
>
> **Can you cry under water?**
>
> **How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> assassinated instead of just murdered?**
>
> **If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?**
>
> **Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?**
>
> **Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny
> for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?**
>
> **Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
> were buried in for eternity?**
>
> **Why does a round pizza come in a square box?**
>
> **What disease did cured ham actually have?**
>
> **How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
> would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?**
>
> **Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
> wake up like every two hours?**
>
> **If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
> hearing?**
>
> **If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire
> you?**
>
> **Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?**
>
> **Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
> binoculars to look at things on the ground?**
>
> **How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty
> for Miss ****America****?**
>
> **Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to
> see you naked anyway.**
>
> **If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?**
>
> **Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?**
>
> **Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?**
>
> **Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
> squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!".
> ***Or watch a white thing come out a chicken rear and think ,"that
> ought to taste good"*
>
> **Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
> horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?**
>
> **Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?**
>
> **When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they
> tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for
> your license, are you going to be smiling?**
>
> **If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
> about him?**
>
> **Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?**
>
> **If the professor on Gilligan's ****Island**** can make a radio
out
> of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?**
>
> **Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
> don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?**
>
> **Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
> They're both dogs!**
>
> **What do you call male ballerinas?**
>
> **Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?**
>
> **If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
> didn't he just buy dinner?**
>
> **If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> vegetables, what is baby oil made from?**
>
> **If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
> morons?**
>
> **Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?**
>
> **Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
> same tune?**
>
> **Why did you just try singing the two songs above?**
>
> **Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
> but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?**
>
> **Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
> mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his
head
> out the window?**