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I guess now that the MTV movie awards have aired, I can write about them.
It was really fun. Seann was really funny the whole time. I'm glad he was co hosting. And Justin did a good straight man. Although, nothing can top the sing and dance number Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jack Black did last year or something.
Yeah, P. Diddy and I are tight like this. I taught him everything he knows. So next time you see him dancing and rapping and pimping it out... yeah, think Ashton. The only thing wilder than watching those girls take off their skirts and throw it as us was going to his after party. DAMN! He really does know the meaning of "bling-bling". It was great. All night, I was like, Sean, you da man! And P. Diddy was like, no, Ashton, you da man! Well... maybe not. I can't really remember... maybe had a little too much crystal (or how Jay-z tells me to pronounce it Crys-TAL) but that's what would happen if I were writing the script. And our plan for presenting could have totally worked, but yeah, the hot spanish girl was better.
So since then I've been with Britney at her place, crashing her visit with the fam. Luckily, I think everyone likes me, or if they don't, they talk about me behind my back, which suits me a whole lot better. Britney is taking me out to dinner tonight so I'm ready to get taken care of. I'm up for some of that down home southern cooking because... I don't even know what part of country Iowa is in.
It was really fun. Seann was really funny the whole time. I'm glad he was co hosting. And Justin did a good straight man. Although, nothing can top the sing and dance number Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jack Black did last year or something.
Yeah, P. Diddy and I are tight like this. I taught him everything he knows. So next time you see him dancing and rapping and pimping it out... yeah, think Ashton. The only thing wilder than watching those girls take off their skirts and throw it as us was going to his after party. DAMN! He really does know the meaning of "bling-bling". It was great. All night, I was like, Sean, you da man! And P. Diddy was like, no, Ashton, you da man! Well... maybe not. I can't really remember... maybe had a little too much crystal (or how Jay-z tells me to pronounce it Crys-TAL) but that's what would happen if I were writing the script. And our plan for presenting could have totally worked, but yeah, the hot spanish girl was better.
So since then I've been with Britney at her place, crashing her visit with the fam. Luckily, I think everyone likes me, or if they don't, they talk about me behind my back, which suits me a whole lot better. Britney is taking me out to dinner tonight so I'm ready to get taken care of. I'm up for some of that down home southern cooking because... I don't even know what part of country Iowa is in.