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i went $20 over my text messages! ouch my bill is almost $70, campkillmyself.
sorry about my teehee post. that was rude of me.
I attract the weirdos you know? since my profile has said single....
Kick: Hey there sexy, how are you?
me: oh you know....
Kick: I do huh? Well, what could we do about that if it's what I'm thinking? ;)
Me:um... really?
no really?
Kick: Yes really. What do you have in mind? ANYTHING you want. :)
Me: oh you dont want to know.. it involves a dead family member of yours, preferably imidiate family, a plastic lawn chair and a box of heavily lubricated condoms, and hell, why not some lube too.
Kick:
Don't tease me now. I'm getting a excited. lol
me: first off sex of dead fam member:
kick:hmmm, female. Would you tie me up and bust my balls?
me: id have to kill you first, sorry only into dead guys..
female huh? men are more fun but hey i can stick kitchen utensils into some sweet places... you game?
Kick: I have wondered what it would be like to be tied up and killed and there be nothing you could do about it. Just knowing that I was going to die and nothing I could do might just make me cum. lol. Want to?
Me:hell yea, any excuse to kill a man, wait are you atractive, cause if your ugly im not interested
Kick: Yes I am. Would you torture me to death? or how would you do it and would I be tied up naked?
Me: i would be nekkid but thats because i hate getting blood out of cotton, you should see my couch...
tied up, natch, slight torture just to hear you scream, then id gut you, wait for rigamortis to set in and have my way with you.
Kick: Would you get my dick hard and rubber band it so it stays hard after I'm dead?
Me:rigamortis last a few hours so i wouldnt really need to, men are disposable, i could go through 4 or 5 a night.but if that what your into making your dick fall off im game.
Kick: Yes, let's do it.
Me: name time, place and how you want to die.
kick:Will you remove my dick and balls before I die?
me: umm, probably not, id remove them and not kill you just to watch you flip about being a unich.
if i lopped it off it would serve no purpose to me.
Kick: So do you want to cut them off then?
Me:i think id rather kill you, or i could just cut your balls off, leave you dick... i think i might like that idea.
kick:Cut my balls off then kill me?
Me: sure why the hell not, your gunna bleed out anyway.
Kick: So when can you do this?
Me: see previous message-name time, place and how you want to die.
Kick: My dick is rock hard just thinking about all this. Please kick me in the balls over and over before you cut them off. You could even put them in a vice as well and crush them, or smash them with a hammer, use some golf clubs and practice your swing. BBQ my balls or anything you want. :)
Kick: Would you do this at the nude beach here in Eugene?
Me: Hell no i dont want to get caught, then get my shit all figured out and go to jail... nono this is private.
Kick: Do you have a place to do this then?
Me: well im only 14 so my mom might get mad if we do it at my house (again) she can only cover so many times... your place?
Kick: how many guys have you done this to?
Me: ugh... i lost count but probably 14... maybe closer to 17.
Kick: We can't do it at my place.
Would your mom help?
me: eww you sick fuck i dont do shit like this with my mom, god whats your problem, pervert?
Kick: Well, we'll do this when you turn 18 cause I'm not into kids. Then you can tie me up and do as you wish.
Me: scared? i figured you were all talk.
kick:No. I'm not. The torture sounds great. can't do it at my place and you are probably a cop anyways.
me: cop... yea thats me. scared is all i hear.........
kick: Well, are you a cop or working with the cops or for the cops or report to the cops?
Me: this isnt fucking dateline.
this is where i start wrapping things up its just too long... shits real man, fucking weirdos.
sorry about my teehee post. that was rude of me.
I attract the weirdos you know? since my profile has said single....
Kick: Hey there sexy, how are you?
me: oh you know....
Kick: I do huh? Well, what could we do about that if it's what I'm thinking? ;)
Me:um... really?
no really?
Kick: Yes really. What do you have in mind? ANYTHING you want. :)
Me: oh you dont want to know.. it involves a dead family member of yours, preferably imidiate family, a plastic lawn chair and a box of heavily lubricated condoms, and hell, why not some lube too.
Kick:
Don't tease me now. I'm getting a excited. lol
me: first off sex of dead fam member:
kick:hmmm, female. Would you tie me up and bust my balls?
me: id have to kill you first, sorry only into dead guys..
female huh? men are more fun but hey i can stick kitchen utensils into some sweet places... you game?
Kick: I have wondered what it would be like to be tied up and killed and there be nothing you could do about it. Just knowing that I was going to die and nothing I could do might just make me cum. lol. Want to?
Me:hell yea, any excuse to kill a man, wait are you atractive, cause if your ugly im not interested
Kick: Yes I am. Would you torture me to death? or how would you do it and would I be tied up naked?
Me: i would be nekkid but thats because i hate getting blood out of cotton, you should see my couch...
tied up, natch, slight torture just to hear you scream, then id gut you, wait for rigamortis to set in and have my way with you.
Kick: Would you get my dick hard and rubber band it so it stays hard after I'm dead?
Me:rigamortis last a few hours so i wouldnt really need to, men are disposable, i could go through 4 or 5 a night.but if that what your into making your dick fall off im game.
Kick: Yes, let's do it.
Me: name time, place and how you want to die.
kick:Will you remove my dick and balls before I die?
me: umm, probably not, id remove them and not kill you just to watch you flip about being a unich.
if i lopped it off it would serve no purpose to me.
Kick: So do you want to cut them off then?
Me:i think id rather kill you, or i could just cut your balls off, leave you dick... i think i might like that idea.
kick:Cut my balls off then kill me?
Me: sure why the hell not, your gunna bleed out anyway.
Kick: So when can you do this?
Me: see previous message-name time, place and how you want to die.
Kick: My dick is rock hard just thinking about all this. Please kick me in the balls over and over before you cut them off. You could even put them in a vice as well and crush them, or smash them with a hammer, use some golf clubs and practice your swing. BBQ my balls or anything you want. :)
Kick: Would you do this at the nude beach here in Eugene?
Me: Hell no i dont want to get caught, then get my shit all figured out and go to jail... nono this is private.
Kick: Do you have a place to do this then?
Me: well im only 14 so my mom might get mad if we do it at my house (again) she can only cover so many times... your place?
Kick: how many guys have you done this to?
Me: ugh... i lost count but probably 14... maybe closer to 17.
Kick: We can't do it at my place.
Would your mom help?
me: eww you sick fuck i dont do shit like this with my mom, god whats your problem, pervert?
Kick: Well, we'll do this when you turn 18 cause I'm not into kids. Then you can tie me up and do as you wish.
Me: scared? i figured you were all talk.
kick:No. I'm not. The torture sounds great. can't do it at my place and you are probably a cop anyways.
me: cop... yea thats me. scared is all i hear.........
kick: Well, are you a cop or working with the cops or for the cops or report to the cops?
Me: this isnt fucking dateline.
this is where i start wrapping things up its just too long... shits real man, fucking weirdos.