*edit
this song is so great.
how i love those dead milkmen!
charles bronson was 81.
that's old.
ed mcmahon isn't real.
alkaline trio/reggie and the full effect
yes yes.
there's a saved by the bell dvd coming out.
what about parker lewis can't lose?
-name the movie and i'll give you a dollar-
Constance Frye, Constance Frye, anytime you call.
Constance would fulfill your dreams winter, spring, or fall.
Ronald, why did you say your name was Donald?
How `bout some ether?
I'm going to race. I'm going to lose. And, I'm going to die.
Beef jerky time.
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chics.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge.
This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Have you any idea of what the street value of this mountain is?
Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa.
It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.
I suddenly want something very bad to happen to you.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Well, Anna-Maria, it appears that he's vomiting. And, that's a sure sign of a good ride. Thumbs up!
Imagine being able to be magically whisked away to . . . Delaware. "Hi, I'm in Delaware."
-I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
-I was thinking the same thing.
-That John Denver is full of shit, man.
-You’re not at all worried that something might happen to him?
-No. For 3 reasons. A: I’m not that lucky. 2: We have smoke detectors. And D: we live on the most boring street in the United States of America where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period.
CAN I FINISH?! PLEASE, CAN I FINISH?........Ok, I'm finished.
Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm going to kick one hundred percent of your ass!
Spandex, it's a privilege, not a right.
You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! Turn around ask me for heffer with cheese, yo. Why you feel you gotta make me feel inferior because I'm on the grill, b.
Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass.
It's The Juice! Run, O.J., run!
-You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day, you installed speed bumps on the handicap ramps, and most recently, you dumped a hundred pounds of....meat, on a peaceful vegan protest!
-Oh, come on! That was way more than a hundred pounds!
We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room!
You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.
------------------------------------------
and yeah.
how i love those dead milkmen!
charles bronson was 81.
that's old.
ed mcmahon isn't real.
alkaline trio/reggie and the full effect
yes yes.
there's a saved by the bell dvd coming out.
what about parker lewis can't lose?
-name the movie and i'll give you a dollar-
Constance Frye, Constance Frye, anytime you call.
Constance would fulfill your dreams winter, spring, or fall.
Ronald, why did you say your name was Donald?
How `bout some ether?
I'm going to race. I'm going to lose. And, I'm going to die.
Beef jerky time.
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chics.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge.
This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Have you any idea of what the street value of this mountain is?
Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa.
It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.
I suddenly want something very bad to happen to you.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Well, Anna-Maria, it appears that he's vomiting. And, that's a sure sign of a good ride. Thumbs up!
Imagine being able to be magically whisked away to . . . Delaware. "Hi, I'm in Delaware."
-I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
-I was thinking the same thing.
-That John Denver is full of shit, man.
-You’re not at all worried that something might happen to him?
-No. For 3 reasons. A: I’m not that lucky. 2: We have smoke detectors. And D: we live on the most boring street in the United States of America where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period.
CAN I FINISH?! PLEASE, CAN I FINISH?........Ok, I'm finished.
Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm going to kick one hundred percent of your ass!
Spandex, it's a privilege, not a right.
You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! Turn around ask me for heffer with cheese, yo. Why you feel you gotta make me feel inferior because I'm on the grill, b.
Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass.
It's The Juice! Run, O.J., run!
-You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day, you installed speed bumps on the handicap ramps, and most recently, you dumped a hundred pounds of....meat, on a peaceful vegan protest!
-Oh, come on! That was way more than a hundred pounds!
We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room!
You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.
------------------------------------------
and yeah.