PUNK'd!
Today went so fuckin good and I laughed my ass off!! Until the end of the day because this mother fucking kid messed up my antiquing plan and he knocked the powder in my face fuckin gangsta wanna be...
I should be the next PUNK'd manager because today I punk'd someone real bad
REAL BAD BITCH!!!
Ok, So, I'm in algebra class and I ask JD for his cell phone, and he gives it to me. So then I call a sex number, 1-800-JACK-OFF. Then he's like "carlos you fuckin retard do *67 man did you do *67?" and I'm like "No" and he got pissed. So then later, like when the class is about to end, I called him on his on my cell with *67 and said "Yes hello this is the Miami Dade Police Department, and I understand that you have been making illigal calls to pornographic hotlines" and he got piss-scared and hung up. Then comes 4th period and i waited for the lunch bell to ring. I went to lunch and called him again and this time I said "Sir please do not hang up again this is a serious matter" "ok?" " sir I got a phone call from a young man and he told me that you were making prank calls to illigal pornographic hotlines,we took the liberty of calling your parents and telling them, is this true?" "Yea, but it wasn't me it was some other kid" "Can you please tell me this other kids name" "No because I don't know his name" " well sir I'm sorry to tell you this but just for this you might have to spend time in juvanile hall, and pay a fine of $300" "OHH MAN... ok" "ok have a nice day sir." Then he comes to my lunch table and says "carlos man, they called me again and they said I have to pay a fine of $300 dollars and spend time in juvi all thanks to you, you fuckin retard, oh man my mom is gonna rape me!" Then I go up to him and whisper in his ear "JD you just got Punk'd" and he's like "what!?" and I say "the MDPD was me... HA HA HA HAH AH AHHAHAHA" "Omg carlos I'm gonna kill you man, I shit my pants dude don't play like that man!" "lol you fuckin asshole I'm gonna kick ur ass." And thats how it was the best day ever!
But it's still good to know that he didn't rat me out and he didn't say that it was me.
God I am king of everything today!