1. My name: Ashley NicHOLE Weil 2. Where did we meet? I picked you up off the side of the road one night while you were totally fucked up and offering to get busy for a sack of quaters. 3. Take a stab at my middle name:SLUTBAGVIRGIN 4. How long have you known me? Not long enough but it feels like foreva! 5. How well do you know me? I know you enough to a point where i can pick out the guys (ugly and hot) tht u wana bone.. Well enough to come into your work and have the staff remember my name. Well enough to sing beautiful people on an answering message! 6. Do I smoke?... i plead the 5th! 7. Do I drink?.. drink what exactly?? Castor oil, no.. hypnotic, maybe? 8. What's an unusual fact about me? You like butt sex.... JAYKAY! unusual in the context of ashley means wtf do i do normal... and i would say you have a future in pillow making... pretty fucking strange. 9. When you first saw me, what was your first impression? DAMMMMNNNNNN! 10. How old am I? on your real id...17 LOL 11. What's my birthday? AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER! 8/24/89.. 12. What color are my eyes? Blue 13. Do I have any siblings? Only Bobby Trendy... if he counts. 14. What do I like to do for fun? ...ME! 15. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you? "so youre ashley.. people say we look alike....." *gets weird suureeee look* 16. What's my favorite type of music? PEPPAAAAAA 17. What is the best feature about me? your epic tits LOL 18. Am I shy or outgoing? oh... the shyest... in the sense that the titanic was a tug boat. 18. Would you say I am funny? you lack a sense of humor... like dry wall. 20. Have you ever seen me cry? no, but ive seen you throw up. :P 21. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be? slutbagvirgin 22. What am I most afraid of? Dust Bunnies 23. What do I love? Pepper, me, homos, buttsex, beaches, not docs, honesty,drunk fone calls, driving stick ;P, ska, THE DEPARTED, dying your hair, dance class, randomness, purple human pillow cases, Margret Chao, me..again, sunny days, concerts, UF 24. What do I hate? two letters : K.E. 25. What song reminds you of me? Dirty hot sex. anything by dropkick. marylin manson haha... 26. Whats a memory you have of me. You can guess by- "hey... her moms outta town... wana sleep over!?", "Hell no you can't pee in my bush!"
2. Where did we meet? I picked you up off the side of the road one night while you were totally fucked up and offering to get busy for a sack of quaters.
3. Take a stab at my middle name:SLUTBAGVIRGIN
4. How long have you known me? Not long enough but it feels like foreva!
5. How well do you know me? I know you enough to a point where i can pick out the guys (ugly and hot) tht u wana bone.. Well enough to come into your work and have the staff remember my name. Well enough to sing beautiful people on an answering message!
6. Do I smoke?... i plead the 5th!
7. Do I drink?.. drink what exactly?? Castor oil, no.. hypnotic, maybe?
8. What's an unusual fact about me? You like butt sex.... JAYKAY! unusual in the context of ashley means wtf do i do normal... and i would say you have a future in pillow making... pretty fucking strange.
9. When you first saw me, what was your first impression? DAMMMMNNNNNN!
10. How old am I? on your real id...17 LOL
11. What's my birthday? AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER! 8/24/89..
12. What color are my eyes? Blue
13. Do I have any siblings? Only Bobby Trendy... if he counts.
14. What do I like to do for fun? ...ME!
15. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you? "so youre ashley.. people say we look alike....." *gets weird suureeee look*
16. What's my favorite type of music? PEPPAAAAAA
17. What is the best feature about me? your epic tits LOL
18. Am I shy or outgoing? oh... the shyest... in the sense that the titanic was a tug boat.
18. Would you say I am funny? you lack a sense of humor... like dry wall.
20. Have you ever seen me cry? no, but ive seen you throw up. :P
21. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be? slutbagvirgin
22. What am I most afraid of? Dust Bunnies
23. What do I love? Pepper, me, homos, buttsex, beaches, not docs, honesty,drunk fone calls, driving stick ;P, ska, THE DEPARTED, dying your hair, dance class, randomness, purple human pillow cases, Margret Chao, me..again, sunny days, concerts, UF
24. What do I hate? two letters : K.E.
25. What song reminds you of me? Dirty hot sex. anything by dropkick. marylin manson haha...
26. Whats a memory you have of me. You can guess by- "hey... her moms outta town... wana sleep over!?", "Hell no you can't pee in my bush!"
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