You Know Who You Are.
Oh, and enjoy being my stalker. After all, it is extremely gratifying to know you have nothing better to do with your life than rummage through all my online shit on the off chance there might be something about you in it. I'm sure your little eavesdropper imagination is just running wild with speculation over what I put into locked posts! Ooh, don't you wish!
If you learn nothing from this (and you probably wont), please at least acknowledge to yourself that the integral difference between you and me is that I am not the kind of hypocritical person who back-handedly criticizes someone for their perceived personality flaws and then pretends it was some how an act of friendship or kindness to them.
And if you can't do that, then replay the conversation in your head - with the laundry list of criticism and the fact that I did not retaliate at all - and turn to look into a mirror. Because yeah. It Applies.