Dec 10, 2006 14:35
OMG, Guys...
Today was so awesome. We got a phone call last night saying that we had got first division in gold lotto... AGAIN! $18 million! OMG.
I'm like totally rich! And so tomorrow, mum is taking me shopping to Louis Voution and I'm getting a bag for uni, walet and a purse. OMG... so beats the Chanel stuff!! And Daddy said that if I got an OP under 20 I can get a Hummer all decked out with CROMAGE! Hot hot!
OMG... guys, I love the gym so much! They gave me a free 10 session in the solarium because I just looked so good! And I saw this girl there, and if there was ever a case for bulimia it was her! EWWWW, ok that drama at Chanel was pretty bad, but it was nothing compared to this fattie! She must have been like a size 24, but I think she thought she was like totally ana !! EWWW... Like she had two arses! And I heard her talking to her friend how she can't sit down because her tail bone was giving her a blister.
And I like totally had like more than 200 calories today, so I was looking at pictures of Nicole Richie thinking how pretty she looked now she had let ana into her life, and I really badly just wanted ana to be part of me too.
But other than that, my life is just so perfect. And I'll never have to work in some crapy, fatty, smelly fast food/take away chain. BITCHES.
SUCK ON THAT!
Omg. I am so happy. I have the best life and I'm going to rub it in all of your faces, bitches. Cuz you can't touch me, I'm just too freaking hot. So off you go and slave away working, while my new jet is being designed. And, I'm excited because I'm geting Liposuction too... that's just so HOT! Like, I can totally be ana too. And I'm never going to eat carbs again, thoes evil caloires are talking to me. I must ignore the voices.
And now all I need is to say some vauge words of 'mystery' and put them in Portuguese and complain about human rites and I'll be so amazing!
But seriously I don't brag. I didn't even mention the new penthouse we have in Paris!