My name is Serge and I will be auditioning for the part of Kicker
Eugh, this is going to be a bastardized, condensed (lucky for you) version of what I had planned because I have to pull most of this shit from memory since my floppies aren't getting along with this machine.
I hope everyone had a nice Christmas! Mine wasn't bad. I didn't have money to buy anyone gifts, though. That was sad. Fred got me an LA Galaxy jersey, yay, and some cool books. One of them is called I JUDGE YOU WHEN YOU USE POOR GRAMMAR. Excellent. It didn't stop him from texting me the night before with cop's in it, though.
He got my mom a snuggie. Yes, he did! She almost killed herself putting it on, what with all the static. And I burned my finger pretty bad off it.
Hey, last week Mexico City became the first city in all of Latin America to legalize gay marriage. Adoption rights and everything.
This week, the Catholic church has managed to stem the flow of shit they were bricking themselves with long enough to cry foul.
With, oh, you know, the usual. Gay marriage is an aberration. They shouldn't be allowed to adopt children because they expose them to sexual perversity. My hat is big and funny looking. I just touched that altar boy.
The Archbishop of Morelia went so far as to say homosexuals were beneath dogs, even.
It was something to the effect of, "Even two male dogs know not to have sex with each other. Normally this kind of thing doesn't happen in nature."
Never mind that there are over 400 species around the world that exhibit homosexual behavior.
I don't need any more reasons to dislike the Catholic church, but I so wish I was in Mexico. I would be on a shit-smearing campaign to end shit-smearing campaigns.
Oh, and I cannot put into words the savage pleasure I feel everytime I see the clip of that broad tackling the Pope.
That's not even related to this, I just plain don't like him.
Lor! They fucked up and instead of saying "coming soon" on a promo for Perro Amor, it said January 11th. That means Niños Ricos is over on the 8th!
I will be very, very sad.
Sure, there will be other novelas, boys and girls. But not like this one.
Not like this one.
Those Colombians, they really knocked Mexico on its ass with this one.
At least Camaleones and Atrevete a Soñar are coming from Mexico sometime soon. And with Pee Wee and Eleazar Gomez in them, respectively, I'm sure I can get into that shiz.
Oh, and thanks for the Christmas card, Lor. The part about the reprogramming camp? Loved it. I can honestly say I've never gotten a Christmas card with the words gay or cock in it before. So..kudos?
I wish I could afford to get you something this year. But you know what? I got you Rebelde dolls this year. I am fucking golden.
Whatever. That's it out of me for now.
¡Pásatelas super duuuper!
I once made a vest out of your wife's underwear
You think of one
Serge
I hope everyone had a nice Christmas! Mine wasn't bad. I didn't have money to buy anyone gifts, though. That was sad. Fred got me an LA Galaxy jersey, yay, and some cool books. One of them is called I JUDGE YOU WHEN YOU USE POOR GRAMMAR. Excellent. It didn't stop him from texting me the night before with cop's in it, though.
He got my mom a snuggie. Yes, he did! She almost killed herself putting it on, what with all the static. And I burned my finger pretty bad off it.
Hey, last week Mexico City became the first city in all of Latin America to legalize gay marriage. Adoption rights and everything.
This week, the Catholic church has managed to stem the flow of shit they were bricking themselves with long enough to cry foul.
With, oh, you know, the usual. Gay marriage is an aberration. They shouldn't be allowed to adopt children because they expose them to sexual perversity. My hat is big and funny looking. I just touched that altar boy.
The Archbishop of Morelia went so far as to say homosexuals were beneath dogs, even.
It was something to the effect of, "Even two male dogs know not to have sex with each other. Normally this kind of thing doesn't happen in nature."
Never mind that there are over 400 species around the world that exhibit homosexual behavior.
I don't need any more reasons to dislike the Catholic church, but I so wish I was in Mexico. I would be on a shit-smearing campaign to end shit-smearing campaigns.
Oh, and I cannot put into words the savage pleasure I feel everytime I see the clip of that broad tackling the Pope.
That's not even related to this, I just plain don't like him.
Lor! They fucked up and instead of saying "coming soon" on a promo for Perro Amor, it said January 11th. That means Niños Ricos is over on the 8th!
I will be very, very sad.
Sure, there will be other novelas, boys and girls. But not like this one.
Not like this one.
Those Colombians, they really knocked Mexico on its ass with this one.
At least Camaleones and Atrevete a Soñar are coming from Mexico sometime soon. And with Pee Wee and Eleazar Gomez in them, respectively, I'm sure I can get into that shiz.
Oh, and thanks for the Christmas card, Lor. The part about the reprogramming camp? Loved it. I can honestly say I've never gotten a Christmas card with the words gay or cock in it before. So..kudos?
I wish I could afford to get you something this year. But you know what? I got you Rebelde dolls this year. I am fucking golden.
Whatever. That's it out of me for now.
¡Pásatelas super duuuper!
I once made a vest out of your wife's underwear
You think of one
Serge