Giving thanks for roaming packs of wolf boys. And not drinking pull tabs

Dec 03, 2009 14:36

Hey, everyone! I'm sorry I forgot to wish everyone a happy early Thanksgiving, and now I'm a week late. Crap in a hat.
I hope everyone had a nice time with their families.

I've been very good about not spewing loving nonsense about Juan Son lately. At least on LJ. But lookit!




Awesome. I want a poster of that. So if any of you, my lovely loves is interested and has the iTunes, check it out.
Otherwise you can find it for free by easier, illegal-ier means.
Haha, illegal-ier.

LOR. I have been meaning to tell you this for, like, ever, it seems. But have you noticed that one of the little people icons that show up in the iPhone ads is Tommy Lenk? I bet you didn't! But I totally did. And I recently found the box with the autograph of his you got me.
That bitch owes me an E, still. S-E-R-G. That's all he gave me.
I also still have the autograph Becks got me of Jared Padalecki.
This was way before Supernatural and Jensen Ackles made him all hunky and legit. I'm sure a Tamagotchi launch would be beneath him nowadays.

Way random. Wow! I want to play this Epic Mickey game. Not only for the oldschool-ey character design, but because Oswald the Lucky Rabbit is in it!
Hooray!

Hey, anyone seen any trailers for Transylmania? It looks silly and lame, but still kind of enjoyable. At least it doesn't have the word "Movie" in the title. I seriously hope nobody I know likes any Movie movies.
Except for A Goofy Movie. That movie kicks ass.

Thanksgiving was all right in that we actually went somewhere. We being my mom and myself. Mom wanted to go to my aunt Socorro's house in Corona.
My brother came down the day before Thanksgiving and he encouraged us to go in order to assuage his guilt over already making plans to eat with his girlfriend's family. Yep.
I said we weren't sure at the time because mom thought we would get lost, and because I wanted to get up early to go shopping on Black Friday. Because I wanted to go shopping he made me out to be the bad guy in order to assuage his guilt over already making plans to eat with his girlfriend's family.
I don't care so much for myself, but I do know mom felt bad that he would pull a dick move like that.
Dad mentioned going to Anna Luisa's house 'cause my uncle Amado was going to be there. But if I went with him there would be no shopping.

Shock and awe! David's girl Alize was downright friendly to me! Not her usual self at all. She looked genuinely glad to see us. I suspect this may have been because last time she was here she saw I had the Twilight books. So her envy turned into respect for me? Ionno. She asked me whether I was on Team Edward or Team Jacob. I said, "Oh, I don't care."
I'm on Team Nekkid Injun Boys!
So I guess that's Team Jacob + uh, i forget how many other injuns there are. Whatever.
Anyway, she kept asking me crap about the books even as we ate our Thanksgiving dinner, and whipped out her bootleg copy of Twilight, which was fine, 'cause I hadn't seen the movie yet.
I still haven't.
Incidentally, this dude outside Cardenas tried to sell me a bootleg of New Moon. I can't say I wasn't at least mildly interested.
Team Nekkid Injuns!

About halfway through, cousin Betty had arrived, eaten, and let her kids run loose in the room. Then Christina came in with her kid, and then it was all about the noise. So I couldn't watch anymore. Christina is my cousin and I love her but she should not be allowed to have children. Much less name them Aaliyah.
I swear to you this kid was everywhere. And Christina and her beau just couldn't be bothered to be parents. Not with a big-ass TV in front of them. This kid yanked the pull tab off an empty soda can, dropped it in, and then proceeded to try to drink the pull tab from the can. I had to take the can from her and tell Christina I didn't think her daughter should be drinking pull tabs.

And because my Thanksgiving wasn't Twilighty enough, Christina said Taylor Lautner was going to be on Lopez Tonight and she was screaming about it. Oh, my God, she was actually screaming about it. And she was going off about how delicious he is right in front of her baby daddy. Wow. If it weren't for the children I'm certain she would have been much more graphic.
And I don't mean in the playful way some couples say things like that. This shit was like ice.

I can't help but laugh remembering Lor saying "I want to lick him" once about Christopher Uckermann.

Again, it took her daughter almost busting her face open to pry her eyes from the TV. After spending a couple minutes fawning over her daughter and worrying about how bruised and swollen her eye was going to be, it was back to open-mouth drooling over Taylor.
I shouldn't be surprised she thinks Taylor Lautner is hot, but I am. She sucks at liking guys. You should have seen her prattle on about how hot Chris Brown is. I was like, "Oh, yeah, no, that's great. I'm sure he'd punch you in the face for saying that."
She just laughed.
I am pretty funny when I say things like that.
Since we're staying the night, mom and the rest feel free to chat each other up until well after 3am.

That morning we get up at six, but we don't leave until 11. We get back into town at noon.So I effectively missed Black Friday. Great.
Still, I managed to find a super cheap copy of Chibi-Robo! Park Patrol.
And totally by accident I found this super cool Mario Kart micro RC. It was so cute I couldn't say no. Even if I don't play with it (let's see how long I manage that) it stands as testament to my whorish love of video game related swag. Oh, it's like porn to me.
Does anyone know where I can get one of those messenger bags with the NES controller screened on the front flap?

One more thing, if you can stomach it.
Our Burger King had one of those ginormous window clings of Taylor Lautner and I thought to myself, "I want to steal that shit."
I pass by the BK a week later and it was gone.
Somebody stole that shit.

Hey, Lor! More Pokemon stuff under the cut!

Really, that's about it. But I'm going to keep writing anyway.
I really didn't want to buy it used because I don't trust used games. But I couldn't get a new copy online, either. What happens? The game disc I get looks horribly dirty and scratched. Like, fingerprints that would not easily come off and shit. Still, the game plays great. It's already been a week so I can't get a refund if it craps up on me, but I still have a month to find something wrong with it and still at least exchange it for another copy. So things are good. I hope.

I'm kinda stoked that one of the shadow pokemon I've caught is a Lunatone, 'cause I don't have one of those. And since I caught a Mawile and a Zangooze I'm hoping a Sableye and Seviper come along somewhere, too. With a staggering 82 shadow pokemon in this game compared to Colosseum's 48, I like the odds.
¡Pásatelas super duuuper!

What was the problem? So we spanked you! Sometimes on the face!
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