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"hey mark its fourth and goal why don't you get your dad a beer
and do us all a favor and get your punk ass out of here"
"dear, I think our son's retarded, he likes to read not watch tv
he never plays no football with the kids across the street"
"hey mom, hey dad, yeah sports are great if you like touching other men
but when we touch each other off the field, well this becomes a sin
so I understand you think I'm slow but I don't want to be like you
because of you and mommy it's what I was born to do"
"sorry son, we understand that you just don't fit in
so I filled your mom's prescription, you'll be one of us again"
"hey I don't give a shit bout what you think, you made me just who I am
I'm taking up the banjo to execute my evil plan
I'm destroying the world
I don't really give a shit 'cuz it feels so goddamn cool"
and do us all a favor and get your punk ass out of here"
"dear, I think our son's retarded, he likes to read not watch tv
he never plays no football with the kids across the street"
"hey mom, hey dad, yeah sports are great if you like touching other men
but when we touch each other off the field, well this becomes a sin
so I understand you think I'm slow but I don't want to be like you
because of you and mommy it's what I was born to do"
"sorry son, we understand that you just don't fit in
so I filled your mom's prescription, you'll be one of us again"
"hey I don't give a shit bout what you think, you made me just who I am
I'm taking up the banjo to execute my evil plan
I'm destroying the world
I don't really give a shit 'cuz it feels so goddamn cool"