On the twelfth day of Christmas,
punjab_banks sent to me...
Twelve syvias drumming
Eleven lewdness piping
Ten sammywhatammys a-leaping
Nine euphonious_glows dancing
Eight dewdropinns a-milking
Seven fantacinations a-swimming
Six lazzchans a-laying
Five spa-a-a-arkisms
Four de_yatens
Three bffls
Two awksward days
...and a starfucker in a obtains.
lolllll i like the last verse. obtains is pretty famous yknow, i'm not surprised